Jye

Oh dear

www.winbeta.org

angrynorth

typical eh

Here it is anyway:

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ <PRE> #include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"; */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000";

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}



Strangely I don't feel sorry for Microsoft one eeny bit

Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

ROFL @ angry



On a more serious note

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/p...dowssource.asp

Please don't post this code or links to it - if you come across it - on ScoobyNet

Same as the HL2 code, we can't host/post/diseminate info about it without risk of trouble.

Bill has got a bit more money than Simon/Shaun and I don't want to help him get any more!

Thanks

Mr.Cookie

PMSL @ Angry

Jye

But!! we still have nicer cases (rekindles ancient art of SN arguments)


Oh, and of course the Xbox Angry

angrynorth

Nicer cases?

Blimey what planet are you on?