.....or is it "Harj shocks by mooning...."

 

or 'Moon eclipsed by Harj, darkness reigns up north shocker!'

 

...or Harj eats moon - NASA to sue shocker

 

 

or it could be NASA land on Harj - moon to sue shocker.....

 

ROFLMAO

 

Richard - s'pose the follow up could be...

'NASA confirm Harj is made of cheese shocker!'

or is that pies??

 

Where is Harj? I eagerly await his response

 

As do we all

 

It's believed that Harj Singh has been spotted driving a red 330D Sport on the M1 at high speed. In a rare lucid moment, Mr. Singh said " This is actually a very very quick car, and my wife likes it too!!".

Do we have another defecter?

Matt

 

ROFL found a buyer for your car Matt

 

.......at least it wasnt "Harj in DAILY Sport Shocker" cos that would be unpleasant

 

Rich,

Couldn't fit him all on the Front page! LOL

Matt

 

but hey, I hear michelin have asked him to be their new mascot

 

eeeeeewwwww......I'm gonna go and scrub myself with brillo pads and bleach......just the thought makes me retch.....wwwwwaaaaaarrrrrfffff bbbblllleeeeuuughhhh splash...flush

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Richard Askew:
<B>.......at least it wasnt "Harj in DAILY Sport Shocker" cos that would be unpleasant
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What ... like:

WW2 Harj found on the Moon - exclusive pictures

 

...or if it was "Harj in 330 DD shocker".... oh no here I go again...bbllllleeeuurgghh bbbbaaaarrrrffff....

 

Or is that "Moon found on Harj Shocker!"

 

I believe he's attempting re-entry as we speak! LOL

Matt

 

LOL

No fear of (much of) him burning up then?!

 

I guess we all know where this thread is about to boldly go....

 

Matt

I hope the seats will still be ok for our little trip after Harj has been in them?

F

 

Floyd,

Might have to get mine re-cushioned, but yours should be OK!!

Matt

 

Right ive just been out all day in London cruising in this 330D and boy am I impressed

Pees over most cars out there and I think I shocked the poor lad in his Silver WRX in Romford last night when I left him at the lights

So whats all this Moony crap hey??? Seems some of you want my *** more than my mrs Eeeeewww! Come on lads stop dreaming about my crack and go find a crack on a woman will ya! oh I forgot that Alex is doing Matt and Rich Askew and I ask you seems to be doing some *** when he visits his Ring???

Bunch of tossers, pick on someone your own puny size LOL

 

.....Harj in a celery stick shocker....

The Daily Star can reveal that Harj or Ugly MotherF***** to his friends,all 3 of them, has in fact been spotted with a none fattening vegetable...sources close to the him - his 4 orbitting moons, refused to speculate as to whether Harj intended to eat this celery or use it for personal gratification. Rumours that Daventry bakers were selling up shop are unconfirmed as we went to press but one who didn't wished to be named stated that his mansion, 2 Ferraris and trips to Barbados would have to go if it were true..."Theres gonna be a huge pie mountain if its true" he sobbed through tears..Harj Singh was unavailable to comment but Jerry his smallest moon said a statement would be released shortly....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by harj:
<B>Right ive just been out all day in London cruising in this 330D and boy am I impressed

Pees over most cars out there and I think I shocked the poor lad in his Silver WRX in Romford last night when I left him at the lights

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SEE..told you...you guys thought I was nuts to get one Plus mine is an estate - even more Q-value

Shall we put a request in for our own oil burners forum Matt??

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Rich can I Askew?

Rich I take it that puberty has kicked in for you as your Pubic Ginger hair seems to be growing on your chin and I hear your chin spends most of its time between blokes legs! LOL

 

LOL!

 

Gary,

I'll get in touch with SDB and ask him!! LOL

Matt

 

ROTFLMAO @ Mr Askew. Very funny.

Harj,

As one barn door to another, the skinnys are just jealous of our superior physique.

P.