.....or is it "Harj shocks by mooning...." http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

or 'Moon eclipsed by Harj, darkness reigns up north shocker!' http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

...or Harj eats moon - NASA to sue shocker http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

or it could be NASA land on Harj - moon to sue shocker..... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

ROFLMAO http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Richard - s'pose the follow up could be...

'NASA confirm Harj is made of cheese shocker!' http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

or is that pies?? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Where is Harj? I eagerly await his response http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

As do we all http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

It's believed that Harj Singh has been spotted driving a red 330D Sport on the M1 at high speed. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif In a rare lucid moment, Mr. Singh said " This is actually a very very quick car, and my wife likes it too!!".

Do we have another defecter? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Matt

ROFL http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif found a buyer for your car Matt http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif

.......at least it wasnt "Harj in DAILY Sport Shocker" cos that would be unpleasant http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Rich,

Couldn't fit him all on the Front page! LOL http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Matt

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif but hey, I hear michelin have asked him to be their new mascot http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

eeeeeewwwww......I'm gonna go and scrub myself with brillo pads and bleach......just the thought makes me retch.....wwwwwaaaaaarrrrrfffff bbbblllleeeeuuughhhh splash...flush

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Richard Askew:
<B>.......at least it wasnt "Harj in DAILY Sport Shocker" cos that would be unpleasant http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
[/quote]

What ... like:

WW2 Harj found on the Moon - exclusive pictures

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Or is that "Moon found on Harj Shocker!" http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

...or if it was "Harj in 330 DD shocker".... oh no here I go again...bbllllleeeuurgghh bbbbaaaarrrrffff....

I believe he's attempting re-entry as we speak! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif LOL

Matt

LOL http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

No fear of (much of) him burning up then?! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

I guess we all know where this thread is about to boldly go....

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Matt

I hope the seats will still be ok for our little trip after Harj has been in them? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

F

Floyd,

Might have to get mine re-cushioned, but yours should be OK!!

Matt

Right ive just been out all day in London cruising in this 330D and boy am I impressed http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Pees over most cars out there and I think I shocked the poor lad in his Silver WRX in Romford last night when I left him at the lights http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

So whats all this Moony crap hey??? Seems some of you want my ass more than my mrs Eeeeewww! Come on lads stop dreaming about my crack and go find a crack on a woman will ya! oh I forgot that Alex is doing Matt and Rich Askew and I ask you http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif seems to be doing some ass when he visits his Ring??? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif

Bunch of tossers, pick on someone your own puny size http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif LOL

.....Harj in a celery stick shocker....

The Daily Star can reveal that Harj or Ugly MotherF***** to his friends,all 3 of them, has in fact been spotted with a none fattening vegetable...sources close to the him - his 4 orbitting moons, refused to speculate as to whether Harj intended to eat this celery or use it for personal gratification. Rumours that Daventry bakers were selling up shop are unconfirmed as we went to press but one who didn't wished to be named stated that his mansion, 2 Ferraris and trips to Barbados would have to go if it were true..."Theres gonna be a huge pie mountain if its true" he sobbed through tears..Harj Singh was unavailable to comment but Jerry his smallest moon said a statement would be released shortly....

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by harj:
<B>Right ive just been out all day in London cruising in this 330D and boy am I impressed http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Pees over most cars out there and I think I shocked the poor lad in his Silver WRX in Romford last night when I left him at the lights http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

[/quote]

SEE..told you...you guys thought I was nuts to get one http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif Plus mine is an estate - even more Q-value http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Shall we put a request in for our own oil burners forum Matt?? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by GaryC (edited 12 March 2001).]

Rich can I Askew? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif

Rich I take it that puberty has kicked in for you as your Pubic Ginger hair seems to be growing on your chin http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif and I hear your chin spends most of its time between blokes legs! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif LOL

LOL!

Gary,

I'll get in touch with SDB and ask him!! LOL

Matt

ROTFLMAO @ Mr Askew. Very funny. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj,

As one barn door to another, the skinnys are just jealous of our superior physique. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

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