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Old 12 March 2001, 12:01 AM
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.....or is it "Harj shocks by mooning...."

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or 'Moon eclipsed by Harj, darkness reigns up north shocker!'
Old 12 March 2001, 12:07 AM
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...or Harj eats moon - NASA to sue shocker

Old 12 March 2001, 12:11 AM
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Old 12 March 2001, 12:15 AM
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or it could be NASA land on Harj - moon to sue shocker.....

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Richard - s'pose the follow up could be...

'NASA confirm Harj is made of cheese shocker!'

or is that pies??
Old 12 March 2001, 12:55 AM
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Where is Harj? I eagerly await his response
Old 12 March 2001, 12:57 AM
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As do we all
Old 12 March 2001, 09:49 AM
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It's believed that Harj Singh has been spotted driving a red 330D Sport on the M1 at high speed. In a rare lucid moment, Mr. Singh said " This is actually a very very quick car, and my wife likes it too!!".

Do we have another defecter?

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Old 12 March 2001, 10:34 AM
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ROFL found a buyer for your car Matt
Old 12 March 2001, 11:45 AM
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.......at least it wasnt "Harj in DAILY Sport Shocker" cos that would be unpleasant

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Rich,

Couldn't fit him all on the Front page! LOL

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but hey, I hear michelin have asked him to be their new mascot
Old 12 March 2001, 11:52 AM
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eeeeeewwwww......I'm gonna go and scrub myself with brillo pads and bleach......just the thought makes me retch.....wwwwwaaaaaarrrrrfffff bbbblllleeeeuuughhhh splash...flush

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Richard Askew:
<B>.......at least it wasnt "Harj in DAILY Sport Shocker" cos that would be unpleasant
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What ... like:

WW2 Harj found on the Moon - exclusive pictures

Old 12 March 2001, 11:56 AM
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...or if it was "Harj in 330 DD shocker".... oh no here I go again...bbllllleeeuurgghh bbbbaaaarrrrffff....

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Or is that "Moon found on Harj Shocker!"
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I believe he's attempting re-entry as we speak! LOL

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Old 12 March 2001, 01:15 PM
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LOL

No fear of (much of) him burning up then?!
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I guess we all know where this thread is about to boldly go....

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I hope the seats will still be ok for our little trip after Harj has been in them?

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Floyd,

Might have to get mine re-cushioned, but yours should be OK!!

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Old 12 March 2001, 07:24 PM
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Right ive just been out all day in London cruising in this 330D and boy am I impressed

Pees over most cars out there and I think I shocked the poor lad in his Silver WRX in Romford last night when I left him at the lights

So whats all this Moony crap hey??? Seems some of you want my *** more than my mrs Eeeeewww! Come on lads stop dreaming about my crack and go find a crack on a woman will ya! oh I forgot that Alex is doing Matt and Rich Askew and I ask you seems to be doing some *** when he visits his Ring???

Bunch of tossers, pick on someone your own puny size LOL
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.....Harj in a celery stick shocker....

The Daily Star can reveal that Harj or Ugly MotherF***** to his friends,all 3 of them, has in fact been spotted with a none fattening vegetable...sources close to the him - his 4 orbitting moons, refused to speculate as to whether Harj intended to eat this celery or use it for personal gratification. Rumours that Daventry bakers were selling up shop are unconfirmed as we went to press but one who didn't wished to be named stated that his mansion, 2 Ferraris and trips to Barbados would have to go if it were true..."Theres gonna be a huge pie mountain if its true" he sobbed through tears..Harj Singh was unavailable to comment but Jerry his smallest moon said a statement would be released shortly....

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by harj:
<B>Right ive just been out all day in London cruising in this 330D and boy am I impressed

Pees over most cars out there and I think I shocked the poor lad in his Silver WRX in Romford last night when I left him at the lights

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SEE..told you...you guys thought I was nuts to get one Plus mine is an estate - even more Q-value

Shall we put a request in for our own oil burners forum Matt??

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Old 12 March 2001, 09:04 PM
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Rich can I Askew?

Rich I take it that puberty has kicked in for you as your Pubic Ginger hair seems to be growing on your chin and I hear your chin spends most of its time between blokes legs! LOL

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Gary,

I'll get in touch with SDB and ask him!! LOL

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ROTFLMAO @ Mr Askew. Very funny.

Harj,

As one barn door to another, the skinnys are just jealous of our superior physique.

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