I thought i would pamper my hair today so when i washed it i treated it to a conditioner that is full of vitamins etc. BUT when it came to washing it off i found that i had no water

I have called Thames water and they are repairing a burst water main and the water will hopefully be back on by the end of the day. All bladdy well and good but my head is itching like a ho with thrush.


Anyone that could have got me some water is out or at work so i am stuck. The only option left is to rinse it off in the frog pond


At the moment is all stiff and sticking up

 

Sara, you being a market gardner. Surely you have a barrel of rainwater collected in the garden. Will be bloody cold, but will do the job

 

Set fire to a bush in the garden and dial 999


Added benefit of being rescued by men in uniform...

 

I have loads of water butts but they are full of blood worms and i would have to heat the water up first

I have asked for bottled water but i dont think they will bring me some


Oh, good news for you mum Lesley

 

That would make her day

 

any water left in the kettle?

 

Oh and thanks. Just got back from the hospital today. All done and dusted

 

I can see myself doing that.......

This is serious though, i am even thinking of defrosting my bag of ice cubes and using that

 

only the chalky stuff in the bottom. I wonder if it is the water peoples responsibility to provide water when they but it off or does it have to be off for a long time?

 

Defrost the ice in the freezer, drain the central heating system ,take a wee then distill it

 

why dont you put a hat on and run to the nearest shop and buy some water? lol

 

Honestly, i wouldn't get served looking like i do at the moment. My hair is very dark and the conditioner is looking like a gray paste at the moment, not a good look. I look like i have gray hair

 

I am going to use a bottle of sugar free lemonade to get most of the soap out. If i can get it to look wet i will drive to she shops to get some water


I am glad i wasn't in the shower covered in soap when it happened

 

Call in the big boys

http://www.nps.gov/features/yell/sli...ages/12453.jpg

 

assuming you don't put bleach blocks in - use the water from your loo cistern

 

Don't worry about the bloodworm Sara, after a while they'll just hatch out and fly away!

Les

 

If that had happened I would have insisted on popping round and bringing you water myself. I wouldn't have minded helping out

 

Ha ha, a council contractor brought me 4 big bottles of water to my house

I washed my hair in bottled water then the water went back on