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Depending upon the time of day the dog would say either 'feed me, muppet', 'get the lead, muppet', or 'p!ss off muppet, I'm trying to sleep'
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You once said that you talk to your badgers, Jamie ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
My cats would say to me "Get out of bed, you moron! I need food RIGHT NOW!" "God! You are so annoying! Always picking me up, and cuddling me!" "Go on! Get off your backside, go and do something useful while I have a snooze on the sattee
" "This laptop is MINE, MINE, MINE! I lord around on the keyboard (when and as I please), typing some serious sh!te while you take the credit of being an internet plonker!
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It's believable that dogs think they are human, cats think they are Gods
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My cats would say to me "Get out of bed, you moron! I need food RIGHT NOW!" "God! You are so annoying! Always picking me up, and cuddling me!" "Go on! Get off your backside, go and do something useful while I have a snooze on the sattee
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It's believable that dogs think they are human, cats think they are Gods
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Dylan (Staffi-LabX) "Are you looking at me ?"
Sam "Walkies ?"
Lucy "Feed me !"
NO cat would lower itself to speak to a mere human !
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DunxC
Sam "Walkies ?"
Lucy "Feed me !"
NO cat would lower itself to speak to a mere human !
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Hello Miss th yes i do talk to My badgers
they are now in hibernation mode some of nrs should do it.......... four weeks time then kip time![Smile](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
cats are not gods they are just stupid........... dogs come 1st then cats then melee
* slaps swatie on the **** for being cheeky*
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they are now in hibernation mode some of nrs should do it.......... four weeks time then kip time
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cats are not gods they are just stupid........... dogs come 1st then cats then melee
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* slaps swatie on the **** for being cheeky*
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Siamese Cat to GSD: Shift fat ***, I want past
GSD to Siamese Cat: Tough
Siamese Cat to GSD: Move it Mister, hiss, scratch, NOW
GSD: Ok Ok, what's the hurry. On my way
GSD to Siamese Cat: Tough
Siamese Cat to GSD: Move it Mister, hiss, scratch, NOW
GSD: Ok Ok, what's the hurry. On my way
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Cat: mieow mieow mieow mieeeeeeeeeeeeeow mieow mieow mieow mieooooooooooooooooow!!
Roughly translated, I think she is saying mieow..
Roughly translated, I think she is saying mieow..
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You b@stard! (I should qualify that statement. I got his cat nuts cut off, and I kid you not...that's what his eyes was telling me)
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My GSD and Siamese cat had a major scrap in the garden this morning. Jet ran up to the cat who just pounced on his snout, claws bared. Barking, hissing, spitting. Christ what a racket.
Cat won, only because Jet is such a friendly chap. Cat is strutting around, lording it. Jet is just watching and plotting his revenge. You can see it in his eyes
Cat won, only because Jet is such a friendly chap. Cat is strutting around, lording it. Jet is just watching and plotting his revenge. You can see it in his eyes
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