Hello

Taking all your threads into account, it would be much easier all round if you just started to pimp your body and then sell the videos.

That way you get into the murky waters of prostitution and make some money. What more could you ask?

Steve.

 

Genius!

All manner of depravity and a tidy profit too.

 

This can only end in tears..

 

Hello

To completely lower the tone, the tears will come when he realises that it is men who want his services and a particularly well endowed one comes along......

Steve.

 

class

 

ooooh shut that door! (and other camp catch phrases)

 

Somebody needs to tell him about the Umbrella treatment.

 

Or the goatse man.

 

Rogp -- here's a story to cheer you up.

David Sullivan, the short man behind the Daily & Sunday Sport, and countless jazz mags, started in publishing by placing classified ads in mags like Fiesta and Escort that said "picture of women with horses and dogs, send cheque for £20 to PO Box etc etc."

He would then send out old copies of "Horse & Hound".

True!