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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 10:24 PM
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Whilst enjoying my usual trip to work - a loverly little 'B'road going to Hereford T5NWY - you'll know the one!!!

Enjoying some rather interesting speeds I came across (and yes, it was messy!) a bus [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] in front of me do about 35mph

[picture Mr Bean's face of annoyance] this was me.

Well I followed him for about 5 mile - it took a long time, when I thought "s0d this - I can get past on this next tiny straight"

So dropped it down into 2nd...and waited......

When it was safe to do so, I floored it!

The Scoobysport system "roared" into life and I shot past the bus at a fair rate of knots.

"Ahh, back to my normal driving" The roads are just like a special stage loadsa twisties too

Got to work. To break up the hectic lifestyle that I normally lead (music business), I do some work as a lecturer in Professional Sound at my local college.

Parked up. Got out, went into my office and put the kettle on.

Then one of my students came in rather excited (well moreso than usual - I could tell this because he'd turn off the "breathe in, breathe out" tape, and his knuckles weren't a scraped and grazed as they normally are )

"Sir, (that's me BTW) did you overtake a bus this morning?"

"Oh, yeh. Yes, I did. It was going rather slow"

"Well, you caused a bit of a riot"

"Really, how's that then?"

"Well, we were all sat there, having a chat when we heard a meaty sound in the background, followed by it getting much louder, then flying past"

"Ahh."

"We all got up and leant to the side of the bus "oo-ing and aah-ing" and saw a blue Subaru flying past"

"Ahh. Yes. That was me"

"That was SO cool! The bus driver nearly **** himself! Can you do it again?!"

Hmm. There's me complaining about the Max-Powered Nova brigade driving a full chat past the room whilst I'm lecturing, and here I am, doing the same laddish thing!!

Still it was rather funny, and I was touched - it's the 1st time any of my students have taken the least bit of notice of me!!!

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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 10:33 PM
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Respect to a Cool teacher.....All you have got to do now is get rid of the tweed jacket with the suede elbow patches
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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 10:34 PM
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LOL!! that's the one thing I haven't got!!

I ain't no "educating rita" type!!!! I'm only 29!!!

Dan
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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 11:19 PM
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Dan,
You can see why I have, going past your college office had, 20 offers of sex and 4 of those were female

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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 11:27 PM
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Are you really Ken Barlow??

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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 11:37 PM
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What's this?? Sex? Females? Decat here I come and driving past Dan's college

(Tin hat donned ready for when the missus reads this )

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Old Mar 27, 2003 | 11:44 PM
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Your way to Old for them Sixth form College girls

Tony
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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 12:21 AM
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LOL
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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 01:02 AM
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Hmm another audio guy with a subaru, Join the gang!
Just put my scoobysports backbox on and i am having great fun terrorising the locals.

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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 02:20 AM
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I can see a new book coming out soon ..

"You and your Car , The perfect combination to pulling"



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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 04:54 AM
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Dannyboy,
I think Dan used to do some work with some ,Top Bands a few years ago not sure of names perhaps he can give a list of his Fame list,

Dan,
My mate at work boy is in a group 'MAGPIE'perhaps yo've heard of them

Tony

Ps. Was that one for a penny, two for a boy, Magpie
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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 09:42 AM
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how anyone can make a "car overtaking a bus" story exciting is beyond me

you make a good teacher
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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 10:15 AM
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<pedantic mode on>

actually

The kids on the bus stand up, sit down, stand up etc. etc.

All day long

<pedantic mode off>

I know - I have to listen to it all day long with my 3 y.o.

Maybe I should teach him the alternative words
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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 10:24 AM
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SiDHEaD,
Sex, Females, decat. Don't get too excited, this is Hereford we are talking about

Dan,
You is a hooligan, should be banned from the roads of Herefordshire and Worcestershire, I'll be writing to my MP, etc. etc.

Cheers

Ian
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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 02:11 PM
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[obscure simpsons quote ON]

"You flyboys crack me up!"

[obscure simpsons quote OFF]



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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 03:00 PM
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Dan,
You Lecher's <ooops, spelling correction> Lectuers are all the same LOL

Tony

ps will be taking my daughter up to the college at 8:30 ish shall I pop in for tea

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Old Mar 28, 2003 | 07:07 PM
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My Electronics lecturer at York University (cleverest bloke I've ever met in life) had huge respect becuase he used to tell us his stories about his "Subaru Impreza Turbo."

Had a chat to him once about it and he told me about testing a P1. Nice bloke; doing things occasionally which show students that you, the lecturer are 'normal' is a very good idea.

[Edited by dave_gt - 3/28/2003 7:10:09 PM]
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