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I reckon Bill is the Clinton one, you know. That's because OP's garden is in America, and Bill Clinton is the unemployed tortured one by his powerful wife. I mean, after that tragedy king Wayne Rooney X 10, he's not gonna go any lower than Clinton for his gardener, is he? Employing tragic Clinton will probably wash away some of OP's guilt.