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16 November 2013, 10:21 PM
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Just to set the record straight, 99,99999% of men are dogs given the opportunity with no come back they would be at it like a rat up a drain pipe.
The other 0.000001% are closet *******.
Edit to add: women are no different.
The other 0.000001% are closet *******.
Edit to add: women are no different.
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16 November 2013, 10:23 PM
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I need to edit my post...I used to check they was wet and warm......but lied about the pulse bit
16 November 2013, 10:36 PM
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No, he doesn't think like a woman. He thinks like a man who doesn't brag as cheap as chips about his sex expeditions.
Anyway, what makes you think that women think like he does???
You are wrong. Some women also brag about ******** this and that to their mates and to the rest of the world, you know. There's one in the original post as the main topic of this thread.
Unfortunately he'll never be able to get away from the fact he's a man and no matter what we say to our women, WE ALL THINK THE SAME.
No, all men don't think, behave and express the same. Just because a man doesn't brag about his ******** adventure in the way you describe, it doesn't make him any less of a man. You need a woman to tell you that, as you wouldn't know.
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16 November 2013, 10:36 PM
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I would tap it if she offered. Nothing wrong with a bird who puts out. When i was in my 20's my record was 5 different birds in one week. I'm very proud of that personal best.
16 November 2013, 11:09 PM
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I managed two in one night once and also managed to "get off" with three others. Proper dog on heat and no idea how I did it. Pure bravado and cockiness won the night.
16 November 2013, 11:57 PM
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No, he doesn't think like a woman. He thinks like a man who doesn't brag as cheap as chips about his sex expeditions.
Anyway, what makes you think that women think like he does??? You are wrong. Some women also brag about ******** this and that to their mates and to the rest of the world, you know. There's one in the original post as the main topic of this thread.
That's a fortunate thing that he is a man. I'm straight, so him being a man does help.
No, all men don't think, behave and express the same. Just because a man doesn't brag about his ******** adventure in the way you describe, it doesn't make him any less of a man. You need a woman to tell you that, as you wouldn't know.
Anyway, what makes you think that women think like he does???
You are wrong. Some women also brag about ******** this and that to their mates and to the rest of the world, you know. There's one in the original post as the main topic of this thread. That's a fortunate thing that he is a man. I'm straight, so him being a man does help.
No, all men don't think, behave and express the same. Just because a man doesn't brag about his ******** adventure in the way you describe, it doesn't make him any less of a man. You need a woman to tell you that, as you wouldn't know.
DeNile is a river in Egypt.
Ps, the woman who can teach me about women hasn't been invented yet, 5 sisters and a domineering mother saw to that.
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17 November 2013, 01:31 AM
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Glad to know that you have 5 sisters and a domineering mother in law for teaching you about women. Brilliant, man.
I don't know what you're on, but I haven't tried to teach you anything about any woman.
I have no reason to.
he said there are no women who can 
17 November 2013, 02:56 PM
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She hasn't got the best face (Remembering NSR is full of IT geeks and banker millionaires), but she's got a tight little body.
Still a **** like
17 November 2013, 04:53 PM
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You are missing one statistic though. At least 50% of men convince their spouses that they are different/don't eye up other birds/find the objectification of women disgusting.
18 November 2013, 06:48 AM
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That will be the contribution from the 0.000001%.
I would but i'm a crap liar.
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18 November 2013, 10:29 PM
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Not sure why blokes think a lady will be ruined in the genital area for having multiple partners, surely, as long as safe sex is practised it is no different to a standard relationship at that age ?
I don't think they suffer "Bore Wear" and more than a ***** wears down with use, there would be a few on here with them worn down to the spring if it were down to "working on a solo project", obviously this all assumes proper lubrication.
I don't think they suffer "Bore Wear" and more than a ***** wears down with use, there would be a few on here with them worn down to the spring if it were down to "working on a solo project", obviously this all assumes proper lubrication.
19 November 2013, 12:22 AM
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I don't see why her face is a factor (not that bad imo) That's why god invented doggy style.
Blokes moan about *****, then the same blokes moan about ***** teasers. Geez there is no pleasing some people. I'm lazy so ***** for me.
Forgot to say. If by any chance this bird is reading this, please feel free to pm me. I don't mind going on your list.
Blokes moan about *****, then the same blokes moan about ***** teasers. Geez there is no pleasing some people. I'm lazy so ***** for me.
Forgot to say. If by any chance this bird is reading this, please feel free to pm me. I don't mind going on your list.
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