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Just to set the record straight, 99,99999% of men are dogs given the opportunity with no come back they would be at it like a rat up a drain pipe.
The other 0.000001% are closet *******.
Edit to add: women are no different.
The other 0.000001% are closet *******.
Edit to add: women are no different.
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I need to edit my post...I used to check they was wet and warm......but lied about the pulse bit
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No, he doesn't think like a woman. He thinks like a man who doesn't brag as cheap as chips about his sex expeditions.
Anyway, what makes you think that women think like he does???
You are wrong. Some women also brag about ******** this and that to their mates and to the rest of the world, you know. There's one in the original post as the main topic of this thread.
Unfortunately he'll never be able to get away from the fact he's a man and no matter what we say to our women, WE ALL THINK THE SAME.
No, all men don't think, behave and express the same. Just because a man doesn't brag about his ******** adventure in the way you describe, it doesn't make him any less of a man. You need a woman to tell you that, as you wouldn't know.
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I managed two in one night once and also managed to "get off" with three others. Proper dog on heat and no idea how I did it. Pure bravado and cockiness won the night.
No, he doesn't think like a woman. He thinks like a man who doesn't brag as cheap as chips about his sex expeditions.
Anyway, what makes you think that women think like he does??? You are wrong. Some women also brag about ******** this and that to their mates and to the rest of the world, you know. There's one in the original post as the main topic of this thread.
That's a fortunate thing that he is a man. I'm straight, so him being a man does help.
No, all men don't think, behave and express the same. Just because a man doesn't brag about his ******** adventure in the way you describe, it doesn't make him any less of a man. You need a woman to tell you that, as you wouldn't know.
Anyway, what makes you think that women think like he does???
You are wrong. Some women also brag about ******** this and that to their mates and to the rest of the world, you know. There's one in the original post as the main topic of this thread. That's a fortunate thing that he is a man. I'm straight, so him being a man does help.
No, all men don't think, behave and express the same. Just because a man doesn't brag about his ******** adventure in the way you describe, it doesn't make him any less of a man. You need a woman to tell you that, as you wouldn't know.
DeNile is a river in Egypt.
Ps, the woman who can teach me about women hasn't been invented yet, 5 sisters and a domineering mother saw to that.
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Glad to know that you have 5 sisters and a domineering mother in law for teaching you about women. Brilliant, man.
I don't know what you're on, but I haven't tried to teach you anything about any woman.
I have no reason to.
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he said there are no women who can 
She hasn't got the best face (Remembering NSR is full of IT geeks and banker millionaires), but she's got a tight little body.
Still a **** like
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You are missing one statistic though. At least 50% of men convince their spouses that they are different/don't eye up other birds/find the objectification of women disgusting.
That will be the contribution from the 0.000001%.
I would but i'm a crap liar.
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Not sure why blokes think a lady will be ruined in the genital area for having multiple partners, surely, as long as safe sex is practised it is no different to a standard relationship at that age ?
I don't think they suffer "Bore Wear" and more than a ***** wears down with use, there would be a few on here with them worn down to the spring if it were down to "working on a solo project", obviously this all assumes proper lubrication.
I don't think they suffer "Bore Wear" and more than a ***** wears down with use, there would be a few on here with them worn down to the spring if it were down to "working on a solo project", obviously this all assumes proper lubrication.
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I don't see why her face is a factor (not that bad imo) That's why god invented doggy style.
Blokes moan about *****, then the same blokes moan about ***** teasers. Geez there is no pleasing some people. I'm lazy so ***** for me.
Forgot to say. If by any chance this bird is reading this, please feel free to pm me. I don't mind going on your list.
Blokes moan about *****, then the same blokes moan about ***** teasers. Geez there is no pleasing some people. I'm lazy so ***** for me.
Forgot to say. If by any chance this bird is reading this, please feel free to pm me. I don't mind going on your list.
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