Id prefer a bit less on stuff thats trying to be funny, like making the car for old people, the car that ran on train tracks, the boat cars. It was ok, but its a bit long in the tooth now. Id like to see more of the races across europe etc, and more about performance cars up to say £100,000. That one day I may be able to own. I mean yes, as affordable as a Nissan GTR is in comparism with a Lambo, its about as likely to be on my drive as the Millenium Falcon. But in theory, it could be in the future. Ive never EVER seen a Zonda in real life, let alone sat in one. Its almost like theyre showing jetfighters or speedboats, I cant relate.

 

I think they should do a yearly best of the best. corsa vs fiesta saxo etc
but not only power but space comfort etc.

same with higher up the ladder with saloons & then sports cars.

 

more epiosodes

 

The show should feature more breasts. Clarkson's aren't the most appealing.

 

1. get shut of the self-opinionated tw@ that is Clarkson. He's from Rotherham, FFS, yet says barth and parth....

2. Get rid of the manic little tw@ that is Hammond. He has been responsible for more crap in his short life than any TWO other presenters.

3. May, on his own, is quite good, witness other stuff he has done without the other two.

4. Get rid of whichever writer puts in the so-called funny stuff.....it's cringe-worthy.

5. Find a female presenter out of the same mould as Kari Byron, loads of enthusiasm and a bod to die for. This being UK TV, STRINGENT checks must be put in place to ensure that she can PROPERLY pronounce the letter "S", (no pth, pth, pth, lithping, pleathe), and also NOT talk about angoos when she means angles, or peepoo when she means people, so NO LITTLE SOUTHERN BIATCHES please!!! She MUST also be able to pronounce the letter R correctly, so Katy Hill can fek off.....

 

I think Alcazar is as close as any to the final solution!

Les

 

Script Editor also contributes to Evo mag. Oh dear.

 

Alcazar should change his name to "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" and embrace his inner southerner

 

I'm already "Disgusted of Scunthorpe..."

And as you might have seen, I abhor the southern lazy accent.

 

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I would suffer the yank drowl for that

 

Richard Porter.

I find his column in Evo really funny.

 

I'd love to bust her myth!