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Old 23 September 2012, 09:57 AM
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Soon you won't even be allowed to post anything on Scoobynet, incase you offend someone.

RobJenks, watch your back mate, the Scoobynet police are coming for you.
Old 23 September 2012, 10:04 AM
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Shut the **** up TDB
Old 23 September 2012, 10:05 AM
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Shut the **** up TDB
Old 23 September 2012, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by mart360
Thought you'd departed in a fit of aloofness !!!

Grass no so green in the big wild web lol

Funny how you cant stay away


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No, what he actually said was he would be posting less. Let it go Mart, your giddy digs are akin to some over excited teenager who's just discovered masturbation.
Old 23 September 2012, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Soon you won't even be allowed to post anything on Scoobynet, incase you offend someone.

RobJenks, watch your back mate, the Scoobynet police are coming for you.
Probably already been hit with the ban hammer.

Old 23 September 2012, 12:08 PM
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WTF Is that DYK?
Old 23 September 2012, 04:27 PM
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I liked the Coke can one, have pinched it for Facebook status ;D

The rest were ok, as has been said we need to perhaps move on from the black jokes, best not to go there.

Would everyone consider the Bradford one racist ? I dont think it is, it is kind of more of a wry observation, not deliberately offensive, I suspect my Asian mate may find that funny, sounds like the kind of joke an Asian comedian may tell, its a fine line though and I do think there is a propensity to be outraged as a default response these days to distance oneself just because a non white person is mentioned, regardless of the sentiment of the joke, it has gone so pc and people are so eager to be right on its just not funny.

Perhaps stay away from monkey jokes or anything about the prophet, as really there seems to be no sense of humour around that specific area, why go there, unless of course you want to die.
Old 23 September 2012, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Big-G
Putting up a title for a thread as 'non-PC' is no excuse for inaproppriate content.

Shame on you.
It seems the moderators are happy to keep the heavily racist black jokes in which says a lot.

Disappointing though.

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Old 23 September 2012, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
It seems the moderators are happy to keep the heavily racist black jokes in which says a lot.

Disappointing though.

dl
Yep, there are plenty of places on the web for such jokes if so inclined, probably a swift edit is required, dont want people happening upon SN thinking it is par for the course.

Or perhaps some good jokes about us crackers/honkys ?
Old 23 September 2012, 05:13 PM
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So maybe its ok to carry on like we have over the years,saying Englishman,Irishman,Scottsman jokes,or the Welsh are sheep sh@ggers.Or maybe calling an American a yankee,or a Brit a limey,or an Australian a convict.
Or saying to some Columbian woman,you have a big round ***,and pink lips like a baboon ..
Or making fun out of chinese people.

I don't hear anyone shouting out offensive/racist at the above.

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Old 23 September 2012, 05:20 PM
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Old 23 September 2012, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
So maybe its ok to carry on like we have over the years,saying Englishman,Irishman,Scottsman jokes,or the Welsh are sheep sh@ggers.Or maybe calling an American a yankee,or a Brit a limey,or an Australian a convict.
Or saying to some Columbian woman,you have a big round ***,and pink lips like a baboon ..
Or making fun out of chinese people.

I don't hear anyone shouting out offensive/racist at the above.
A police officer once told me to f*ck off back to Yorkshire, the racist b*stard.
Old 23 September 2012, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
So maybe its ok to carry on like we have over the years,saying Englishman,Irishman,Scottsman jokes,or the Welsh are sheep sh@ggers.Or maybe calling an American a yankee,or a Brit a limey,or an Australian a convict. YES

Or saying to some Columbian woman,you have a big round ***,and pink lips like a baboon .. PUSHING IT..

Or making fun out of chinese people. DEFINATELY

I don't hear anyone shouting out offensive/racist at the above.
But Blacks, Jews and Muslims best avoided.

Old non-PC joke.

Chap is worried his wife is ill so gets doctor to take some tests.

Doctor phones in a couple of days to say results are back. Sadly wifey has Aids or Dementia but he can't tell which.

What do I do says hubby?

Well, says doctor. Go to middle of town and put her on a bus. If she comes back don't f,uck her

dl


Edit to ask "Did you hear the one about the Scottsman who couldn't spell?"

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Old 23 September 2012, 05:39 PM
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Should have stuck to taking the **** out of the gingers
Old 23 September 2012, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
A police officer once told me to f*ck off back to Yorkshire, the racist b*stard.
Aghh, but i've heard you Yorkshire lot are tough enough to take it on the chin..
Old 23 September 2012, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Aghh, but i've heard you Yorkshire lot are tough enough to take it on the chin..
And he did, whoops I meant I did
Old 23 September 2012, 05:57 PM
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Nothing wrong with gingers the actress on dr who is sexy.
Old 23 September 2012, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I liked the Coke can one, have pinched it for Facebook status ;D

The rest were ok, as has been said we need to perhaps move on from the black jokes, best not to go there.

Would everyone consider the Bradford one racist ? I dont think it is, it is kind of more of a wry observation, not deliberately offensive, I suspect my Asian mate may find that funny, sounds like the kind of joke an Asian comedian may tell, its a fine line though and I do think there is a propensity to be outraged as a default response these days to distance oneself just because a non white person is mentioned, regardless of the sentiment of the joke, it has gone so pc and people are so eager to be right on its just not funny.

Perhaps stay away from monkey jokes or anything about the prophet, as really there seems to be no sense of humour around that specific area, why go there, unless of course you want to die.
Recreant.
Old 23 September 2012, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Recreant.
Probably, and perhaps the whole of Islam needs to take a "sticks and stones" approach but for me, I have no need to go there, I have equal disdain for all religion its just that some Muslims are a lot more touchy about it being dissed, can I just pick on the dudes in the orange robes, the peace loving ones, not the ones apt to hack off your head with a blunt bread knife ?

They do seem to really stick up for the prophet, I wonder if he approves of the hardline policy to his honour ? it does seem to be the default reaction "silence, I kill you" and it does tend to stifle any debate, suppose if nobody questions it, it keeps things rolling though I would prefer a reasoned answer with appropriate evidence rather than being killed, would make Quenstiontime more interesting though to be fair.
Old 23 September 2012, 08:39 PM
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Old 23 September 2012, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Probably, and perhaps the whole of Islam needs to take a "sticks and stones" approach but for me, I have no need to go there, I have equal disdain for all religion its just that some Muslims are a lot more touchy about it being dissed, can I just pick on the dudes in the orange robes, the peace loving ones, not the ones apt to hack off your head with a blunt bread knife ?

They do seem to really stick up for the prophet, I wonder if he approves of the hardline policy to his honour ? it does seem to be the default reaction "silence, I kill you" and it does tend to stifle any debate, suppose if nobody questions it, it keeps things rolling though I would prefer a reasoned answer with appropriate evidence rather than being killed, would make Quenstiontime more interesting though to be fair.
This is an untruth; you do not hold Jainism and Jihadi Salafism as equivalent.
Old 23 September 2012, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
This is an untruth; you do not hold Jainism and Jihadi Salafism as equivalent.
My point was it is all bollocks, just some is more likely to get you killed if you say so and I will kill all who do not agree with my militant atheism.
Old 23 September 2012, 11:13 PM
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I think all the moderators must be either asleep, dead, or on holiday.
Old 24 September 2012, 04:57 AM
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Or they don't care ?
Old 24 September 2012, 06:00 AM
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Old 24 September 2012, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Only one made me smile

I bet you don't realise the humour in that word which begins with "F".

It must be funny because it appears in most of those jokes!

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You sure F is in all them jokes


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