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25 September 2012, 03:47 PM
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Here's some very racist white guy jokes, and guess what, as a white guy I'm not going to b*tch and moan about how racist they are because I can actually take a god damn joke!!!
(I got these off some yank site so they are not funny in the slightest but it's just an illustration that we, as grown men and women, don't need to cry at tongue in cheek "racist" humour!)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
(I got these off some yank site so they are not funny in the slightest but it's just an illustration that we, as grown men and women, don't need to cry at tongue in cheek "racist" humour!)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
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25 September 2012, 06:46 PM
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Here's some very racist white guy jokes, and guess what, as a white guy I'm not going to b*tch and moan about how racist they are because I can actually take a god damn joke!!!
(I got these off some yank site so they are not funny in the slightest but it's just an illustration that we, as grown men and women, don't need to cry at tongue in cheek "racist" humour!)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
(I got these off some yank site so they are not funny in the slightest but it's just an illustration that we, as grown men and women, don't need to cry at tongue in cheek "racist" humour!)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
25 September 2012, 11:21 PM
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Seriously?? Not one if those jokes was funny, not one. Nothing to do with being anti white, they are just ******* terrible, please don't post anymore cr@p. the op's joke were actually good, it's just a pity this place is full of moaning old gits, that need to get out more.
26 September 2012, 01:01 PM
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26 September 2012, 02:19 PM
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Seriously?? Not one if those jokes was funny, not one. Nothing to do with being anti white, they are just ******* terrible, please don't post anymore cr@p. the op's joke were actually good, it's just a pity this place is full of moaning old gits, that need to get out more.
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29 September 2012, 03:12 PM
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Here's some very racist white guy jokes, and guess what, as a white guy I'm not going to b*tch and moan about how racist they are because I can actually take a god damn joke!!!
(I got these off some yank site so they are not funny in the slightest but it's just an illustration that we, as grown men and women, don't need to cry at tongue in cheek "racist" humour!)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
(I got these off some yank site so they are not funny in the slightest but it's just an illustration that we, as grown men and women, don't need to cry at tongue in cheek "racist" humour!)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
That was a waste of time,didn't you know if its white mentioned its not racist.I happened to be listening to the radio yesterday flicking through,anyway they had the John Terry debate banging on again,5 live was it.Anyhow they had this woman on 5
live along with that Scottish bloke,Nick Campbell is it.I don't know the woman's name but was starting to sound desperate to make her argument stick,that mr Terry is 100% guilty.Some caller phoned in and said to this woman,would you think if someone called a white person a white etc etc,would you consider it racist,her response was,dear caught in the headlights, ER ER ER ERM It can be i guess
,some people may consider it racist.And you got the feeling she only said that because it was the radio,what she truly wanted to say was,but didn't have the *** to say it was,no i don't believe its racist.Even a blackman phoned the show and said,what happened to Terry is wrong and he is just being made an example of to appease black people and racism.
To be honest i think this fight against racism etc is weakening now,its turning on itself,because soon as you mention the word black now a days,you got someone shouting the offensive/racist card,i think many people are getting fed up with it.You can't say this word you can't say that word,even if you mean it in a non racist way,i bet some people in this country are frightened now to say the word black..
30 September 2012, 04:30 AM
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cracked me up.
I called a Pakistani bloke a Pakistani, only using the shorthand version of it (doing my bit for the environment, saving space and ****)...I got called a racist...
How the effk can I be racist when I am a Pakistani as well?
I called a Pakistani bloke a Pakistani, only using the shorthand version of it (doing my bit for the environment, saving space and ****)...I got called a racist...
How the effk can I be racist when I am a Pakistani as well?
30 September 2012, 01:15 PM
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But i like a woman who talks dirty...
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He was loving it,
with a big smile on his face as his girlfriend moved
forward then backwards.....
forwards the backwards.....
back and forth
back and forth
In and out
In and out
Her heart was pounding faster faster,
her face was getting flush and she started to grunt and groan
Then she let out one almighty SCREAM!!!!!
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"I cant park this ******* car!!, you do it you smug B@STARD!"
made me smile anyway
with a big smile on his face as his girlfriend moved
forward then backwards.....
forwards the backwards.....
back and forth
back and forth
In and out
In and out
Her heart was pounding faster faster,
her face was getting flush and she started to grunt and groan
Then she let out one almighty SCREAM!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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"I cant park this ******* car!!, you do it you smug B@STARD!"
made me smile anyway
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