are those bodies starting to smell. get a load of magic trees a la "Se7en" style.

 

including the matching scatter cushions? do they still take the tv license fee straight out of your ESA allowance?

 

Yessss!! It's a magical story of an Excel spreadsheet traveling a million miles on the Internet in a pirate infested waste ground, a classic and fun for all the family.

8/10 would read again.

 

Including you if you could read words longer than two syllables that is!

 

Go On ! Tell us the story for old times sake.

 

I haven't heard it.

 

It is majestic Jack, sorrow, woe and espionage thrown into a cauldron of first world problems and written in a way that makes you want to self harm.

Indulge us F1!

 

When he went to make a cup of tea, someone popped a 3.5" diskette into his 386 PS/2 and copied his QBasic source code, then gave it to all of their mates.

OK, thats not what happened, and I'd be a bit pissed off about it too. But like the ******* who nicked my ski-coat and screwdrivered the door and ignition locks on my car, they are a long way from reach and any legal retribution.

 

I heard it was apple that stole is application and called it iPhoto

 

For those who sin comes Nemesis.