Steve vRS

With the Profanisaurus type translations describing various 'scat' activities, I wondered if the respectable cover was hiding something a bit more extreme.

I had to laugh at 'riding the cotton pony' and will be making use of that next month

Steve

MJW

fivetide

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I've been enjoying this one for a while:

Twitter - Fifty Sheds of Grey ‏@50ShedsofGrey
'I'm a very naughty girl,' she said, biting her lip, 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend.

5t.

Hysteria1983

I'm in the same boat to be honest. However, my sister said that it's not at all what she was expecting. A friend said the same thing, but then they do probably have each other to blame for that!

mart360

I see theres a raft of copycat/ similar type stuff arriving now....

My Mrs commented the other day, she wants somthing similar to read, when she finishes the set.

I had a quick scan of the Kindle store, Jeez theres some crap on there judging by the samples ive scanned through lol


Mart

mart360

I see theres a raft of copycat/ similar type stuff arriving now....

My Mrs commented the other day, she wants somthing similar to read, when she finishes the set.

I had a quick scan of the Kindle store, Jeez theres some crap on there judging by the samples ive scanned through lol


Mart

RobsyUK

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The problem with this book is that it is so far fetched.... He forever has his fingers in her sex and half of the stuff that just repeats itself would never happen and therefore not really an enjoyable read. Won't knock the video though....

boxst

This is funny .... http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/girls/a...-coren/viewall

Just in case you are using the book as a guide ...

Infected by sti

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“Within no time, I could feel the ****ty ectoplasm frothing from my poop chute and all over my clap flaps. By now, my Quimcy, M.E. was salivating like a slavering dog. After having my gashtray plowed, he then proceeded to plow my ring piece. I can't wait to consume the love **** from his bald-headed yogurt slinger. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his love muscle plunged deeper into my poop chute.

Quoted from that sight

Fair play some rather entertaining reading lmfao

Dr Hu

5. Just don't
In chapter 15, Christian Grey says: "I'd really like to claim your ***, Anastasia."

Never say this.

HAHAHAHAHA!

belliott69

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Victoria Coren really is great, shame she's married now.

Matteeboy

That GQ thing is brilliant! And VC is seriously hot!

hodgy0_2

And married to David Mitchell, who seems like a really decent chap too

Schmoozer

As spun her over I unleashed my sweet stuff all over her allowing her to taste the rainbow sweet drops all at once.... Pmsl