Naughty Mummies.
 

Good spin on things to show the truth pmsl

http://touch.dailymotion.com/#/video...rey_shortfilms

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Very good

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Look a microphone!! That was me gone! :lol:

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Women, please explain....
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Hahaha

So what was the book about..

rotfpmsl,,,,,

Yeah and the appearance of the rubber glove.:norty:

How many other halves will share what goes on?


Best i could get so far was... its explicit


lol


prhaps i should whip out some razzle readers stories, and see how well that goes down :)


lol


Mart :D

I think the Gray comes from the chap in it Mr Gray and his new submissive partner and the things they get up to - I presume from her POV.

Its been loosely dubbed "mummy porn". The wife squeezed my cheek the other day and said "My very own Mr Gray" I assumed it was a compliment. :)

Do you look like John Major?

One of my friends on FB has been doing a running commentry on this book. I have no need to read it now :lol1:

Lets face it Jilly Cooper and Jackie Collins got there first, just 20 years ago in teh coke fuelled 80's.

Its nothing new.

True but believe me the young women at work are well into this, probably never heard of Jilly and Jackie anon :norty:

Its funny, if all men in the world were to start reading this book, and turning to there partners for a bit of role play, what would be the outcome?

A backlash of male driven domination due etc to this book.

Yet when its been read by mainly women, its great, baby boom etc, spiced up sex lives,

arn't we a funny old lot.

im still waiting for my mrs to get out the rubber gloves and microphone :norty:


Mart

I'm resisting the urge to buy these books, but I guess I will "succumb" at some point LOL :)

haven't read it yet but have been treated to the vanilla experience . all i can say is read on babes :thumb:

Standing it my local Asda last night browsing thru the magazine section whilst waitting on my wife I happened to look up and see two fat chicks behind me looking at the book section and one pointed to the other and say looks theres that book they are all talking about, the other one proudly says " yes bought it last week and already half way thru it " then the other says " you will have to GET THE FINGER OUT and get it read and I will get it off you once your finished "

I am sure they noticed me trying to hide my laugh !!!

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"He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. Now I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ocean's 11 inches made my beige slime trickle like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. I inserted a marrow into my crusty f*** trench and instantly began spattering sex wee again. After having my hot pocket hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my s**t winker. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
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"He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. Now I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ocean's 11 inches made my beige slime trickle like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. I inserted a marrow into my crusty f*** trench and instantly began spattering sex wee again. After having my hot pocket hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my s**t winker. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
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now, I found THAT quite funny. I've read it out aloud to Wifey (who's read the books)...strangely enough, she didn't find it as amusing as I did! :D

Crikey, is it that filthy? I thought it was a bit of light S&M littered with descriptions of nice furniture and 100% Egyptian cotton sheets.

Steve

Scanned the wifes copy a while back.... Tame is all i can say..

anyone got a riding crop for sale ?



Mart:D :norty:

Who has read the book. The story of "O" ?

succumb? I think you mean submit ;)

“By now, my calamari cockring was weeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Within no time, I could feel the ****ty man fat flowing from my vintage golf bag and all over my purple cabbage. The unrelenting orgasms from his thrill drill pounding my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. My gammon alley was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. He munched on my bald man in a boat, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week.