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06 July 2012, 01:38 PM
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06 July 2012, 09:44 PM
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How many other halves will share what goes on?
Best i could get so far was... its explicit
lol
prhaps i should whip out some razzle readers stories, and see how well that goes down
lol
Mart
Best i could get so far was... its explicit
lol
prhaps i should whip out some razzle readers stories, and see how well that goes down
lol
Mart
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07 July 2012, 07:12 AM
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07 July 2012, 09:26 AM
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I think the Gray comes from the chap in it Mr Gray and his new submissive partner and the things they get up to - I presume from her POV.
Its been loosely dubbed "mummy ****". The wife squeezed my cheek the other day and said "My very own Mr Gray" I assumed it was a compliment.
Its been loosely dubbed "mummy ****". The wife squeezed my cheek the other day and said "My very own Mr Gray" I assumed it was a compliment.
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I think the Gray comes from the chap in it Mr Gray and his new submissive partner and the things they get up to - I presume from her POV.
Its been loosely dubbed "mummy ****". The wife squeezed my cheek the other day and said "My very own Mr Gray" I assumed it was a compliment.
Its been loosely dubbed "mummy ****". The wife squeezed my cheek the other day and said "My very own Mr Gray" I assumed it was a compliment.
07 July 2012, 09:55 PM
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Its funny, if all men in the world were to start reading this book, and turning to there partners for a bit of role play, what would be the outcome?
A backlash of male driven domination due etc to this book.
Yet when its been read by mainly women, its great, baby boom etc, spiced up sex lives,
arn't we a funny old lot.
im still waiting for my mrs to get out the rubber gloves and microphone
Mart
A backlash of male driven domination due etc to this book.
Yet when its been read by mainly women, its great, baby boom etc, spiced up sex lives,
arn't we a funny old lot.
im still waiting for my mrs to get out the rubber gloves and microphone
Mart
08 July 2012, 08:36 PM
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Its funny, if all men in the world were to start reading this book, and turning to there partners for a bit of role play, what would be the outcome?
A backlash of male driven domination due etc to this book.
Yet when its been read by mainly women, its great, baby boom etc, spiced up sex lives,
arn't we a funny old lot.
im still waiting for my mrs to get out the rubber gloves and microphone
Mart
A backlash of male driven domination due etc to this book.
Yet when its been read by mainly women, its great, baby boom etc, spiced up sex lives,
arn't we a funny old lot.
im still waiting for my mrs to get out the rubber gloves and microphone
Mart
11 July 2012, 08:58 AM
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Standing it my local Asda last night browsing thru the magazine section whilst waitting on my wife I happened to look up and see two fat chicks behind me looking at the book section and one pointed to the other and say looks theres that book they are all talking about, the other one proudly says " yes bought it last week and already half way thru it " then the other says " you will have to GET THE FINGER OUT and get it read and I will get it off you once your finished "
I am sure they noticed me trying to hide my laugh !!!
I am sure they noticed me trying to hide my laugh !!!
26 July 2012, 04:08 PM
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"He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. Now I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ocean's 11 inches made my beige slime trickle like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. I inserted a marrow into my crusty f*** trench and instantly began spattering sex wee again. After having my hot pocket hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my s**t winker. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
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"He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. Now I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ocean's 11 inches made my beige slime trickle like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. I inserted a marrow into my crusty f*** trench and instantly began spattering sex wee again. After having my hot pocket hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my s**t winker. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
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26 July 2012, 04:09 PM
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"He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. Now I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ocean's 11 inches made my beige slime trickle like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. I inserted a marrow into my crusty f*** trench and instantly began spattering sex wee again. After having my hot pocket hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my s**t winker. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
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"He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. Now I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ocean's 11 inches made my beige slime trickle like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. I inserted a marrow into my crusty f*** trench and instantly began spattering sex wee again. After having my hot pocket hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my s**t winker. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
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26 July 2012, 04:32 PM
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now, I found THAT quite funny. I've read it out aloud to Wifey (who's read the books)...strangely enough, she didn't find it as amusing as I did!
now, I found THAT quite funny. I've read it out aloud to Wifey (who's read the books)...strangely enough, she didn't find it as amusing as I did!
26 July 2012, 05:43 PM
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“By now, my calamari cockring was weeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Within no time, I could feel the ****ty man fat flowing from my vintage golf bag and all over my purple cabbage. The unrelenting orgasms from his thrill drill pounding my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. My gammon alley was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. He munched on my bald man in a boat, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week.