Jubilee celebrations.
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You weren't far off with your edit. Five minutes in to carving the pig, we were told "Thanks for the hog roast. I'll have a spit roast later". Less than an hour later, the same young lady wad flashing her ***** at us. We were even offered money to strip for the girls. 
I didn't think we were going to make it out alive, especially after being invited to stay!
I didn't think we were going to make it out alive, especially after being invited to stay!
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Heard this on main news this morning
"The celebrations continue but Prince Philip will not be attending as he has been taken to hospital with a bladder infection. There will be a service of thanksgiving at....."
Made me smile
"The celebrations continue but Prince Philip will not be attending as he has been taken to hospital with a bladder infection. There will be a service of thanksgiving at....."
Made me smile
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Here in North Wales we have the Welsh Eisteddfod running from the 4 until the 9th of June. With it only being held 2.5 miles from my house, and with my daughters singing on stage, it would be stupid of me to not go and stay at home to watch the Jubilee.
And in doing so, we were branded Nationalists for not celebrating the Jubilee!!
And in doing so, we were branded Nationalists for not celebrating the Jubilee!!
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You weren't far off with your edit. Five minutes in to carving the pig, we were told "Thanks for the hog roast. I'll have a spit roast later". Less than an hour later, the same young lady wad flashing her ***** at us. We were even offered money to strip for the girls. I didn't think we were going to make it out alive, especially after being invited to stay!
I didn't think we were going to make it out alive, especially after being invited to stay!
Bloody hell a load of women feasting on a pig,and then said to you i'll have a spit roast later..
I'd of been like a pig in **** at that party..
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Well we could have done but we haven't got any around here! Another reason to want to move else where. In hindsight we should have taken the kids to London to see it all going on.
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Which one of them women was you then lee
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Was in the shops and this nice looking bird was bending over to pick something up,anyway thought i would get a look at her ***,so as i was checking out her pert ***,she turned her head and caught me looking,i just winked and smiled at her,and she stood upright and then smiled back at me..
Then was in car and two nice looking birds were waiting to cross the path as i came out of shop car park,i waved them on to continue walking.As they both got to the otherside i stuck my head out of the car window and said to the one girl,i only waved you to cross because i wanted to see your bum,she looked at me then giggled and smiled at me...
Then was in car and two nice looking birds were waiting to cross the path as i came out of shop car park,i waved them on to continue walking.As they both got to the otherside i stuck my head out of the car window and said to the one girl,i only waved you to cross because i wanted to see your bum,she looked at me then giggled and smiled at me...
LOL! You perve - how on earth do get away with it? I thought British girls would launch a tirade of vitriol. 
You obviously 'charm' them.
You obviously 'charm' them.
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