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Old 12 April 2012 | 02:01 PM
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More pictures of our car park.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...r156406583.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rkstuff018.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...or46669143.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...or55097919.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...or11942343.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...Charger002.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...effery/618.jpg

Never mind Imprezas..

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ery/Giles1.jpg

Etc...
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
We're great Lisa.
Well, I am ..
That clears that up then.

Originally Posted by Xan-Man
@Lisawrx- thats fair anough, finally a more mature person on the thread.
i think that just about sums up the whole 4 pages...
Thank you, I do try to be now and again.
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Alan , that Aston was naughty
Old 12 April 2012 | 02:37 PM
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Looks like ive found a thread worth posting on, only as my old s13 is in that last pic posted by JME,,,,,

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/a...1109182254.jpg

The pic posted by jme was taken at the SXOC rr day 2008, The Lambo purple s13 belonged to my mate Ray. I was there along with, Channie, M.D and several other members of the sxoc....

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/a...0308135505.jpg

My yellow s13 got a shocking result, despite running smooth +having a brand new turbo fitted 200miles prior , 126.* RWHP iirc....VERY laugh-able,,,,, It was a good day none the less, we all had a good laugh,,,,,

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Old 12 April 2012 | 02:40 PM
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OK - got any more like this(specifically the Ferrari side) or a close up?

Jamo - here's a BOTW for you
Fit women in thongs bent over cars.
Actually, make that bent over anything.
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OK - got any more like this(specifically the Ferrari side) or a close up?

Jamo - here's a BOTW for you
Fit women in thongs bent over cars.
Actually, make that bent over anything.
I was hoping you'd spend a bit longer over the last lot, I've got a business to run you know!
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OK - I'll let you get back to wrecking some more cars then
Post more pics of fit women bent over cars, in thongs when you're done
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lol, lets rip into the noob now is it? what is it with this forum? i finally post something on this forum and get some ******** try to take the ****.....nice!
Old 12 April 2012 | 03:03 PM
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Nice pics alan
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Mikew85 - who exactly is that aimed at?
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Originally Posted by Mikew85
lol, lets rip into the noob now is it? what is it with this forum? i finally post something on this forum and get some ******** try to take the ****.....nice!

Have we all missed something
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Possibly received a PM from someone!?
Old 12 April 2012 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Felix79
I've gone through this thread and I am shocked.

Why would he after two times have given up on getting said car sorted and lived with it? I have little know how with spanners and if it was me I be too paranoid it would go really bad unless it was 100% perfect.

What is the bigger crime is your "friend" who sold you the car , knew full well it was not right and because he was either , too lazy , too stupid or lying through his high teeth and passed the buck onto you.

You buy a "duff" car and then start a personal vendetta against the mapper.

Also not the brightest of things making new forum accounts so you can back your own bumpkin logic up.

I don't care who you or the mapper is in this thread , what I can't stand is people trying taint and ruin someone's livelihood with some proper keyboard warrior troll king antic.

If your so sure about things go to your local paper and ask them to run a story on it !

sorry but i only have the one account on here,this one.

speak to the owner about not going back again to have it looked,at i wouldnt have either after 3 attempts to get it right including the initial job and still failing.

i knew the problems when i bought the car and so did my mate when he bought it.
the car will be fitted with a fpr and remapped again,hopefully this will sort the issue.

well,alan said the nissan was fictional,i showed you the pic of the car,and again all alan does is ignore it and post up pics of his own,completely sidestepped it,as he has done with all of what has been said about AJ.
he will not accept/acknowledge or deny any of the things i have mentioned.


as mikew85 says,he was there that day with the s13,so he can confirm what happened to it.

still waiting to hear this news alan,upto page 5 now,i can wait till we get to 10-20 if you want
Old 12 April 2012 | 03:52 PM
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He's only confirmed he was there and his S13 (yellow one) was pushing out below what he'd hoped for! You posted a pic of a car in the car park, any pics on the rollers? Or videos maybe?
Old 12 April 2012 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jme-rst
sorry but i only have the one account on here,this one.

speak to the owner about not going back again to have it looked,at i wouldnt have either after 3 attempts to get it right including the initial job and still failing.

i knew the problems when i bought the car and so did my mate when he bought it.
the car will be fitted with a fpr and remapped again,hopefully this will sort the issue.

well,alan said the nissan was fictional,i showed you the pic of the car,and again all alan does is ignore it and post up pics of his own,completely sidestepped it,as he has done with all of what has been said about AJ.
he will not accept/acknowledge or deny any of the things i have mentioned.


as mikew85 says,he was there that day with the s13,so he can confirm what happened to it.

still waiting to hear this news alan,upto page 5 now,i can wait till we get to 10-20 if you want
so the car also had problems when your mate bought it?
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my mate bought the car,i went with him when he bought it,we both spoke to the owner and he said of the problems hed had etc.

my mate had the car 3 weeks and then sold the car to me,engine is in the same condition as when it was purchased.

i have no vids of the s13 on the rollers as its not my car.

as alan says more photos of our carpark

does that mean that you admit it was there then and not a complete statement of fiction after all??
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This reminds me of the old scotch vhs commercial... re-record not fade away..re re re record !
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lol this thread is actually begining to **** me off..

jme.. uve said what uve said, now grow some *****, get the car down to engine tuner and see if they sort it for you..if not, then its better for you aint it? more evidence?

what is the point of you coming on here moaning like a bunch of girls. if your not willing to take the car which has an issue to be sorted from teh guys who worked on it, then you simply are a dick who is wasting their time. go get it sorted by whoever you want.. until you have first hand experience yourself.. your out of the equation.. go get the previous owner that dealt with them direct to do the talking. and get on here.

no one is going to take your word unless you are a customer regardless of how many people you say have had bad experience? u surely cant be that daft to not realise that? go get those people with the issues to come on here and tell their stories.. you my friend are just a person in the middle with a big wooden spoon. sh** stirring for nothing.

surely these guys can talk for themselves.. and dont need you to lift their ***** for them?

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lol this thread is actually begining to **** me off..

jme.. uve said what uve said, now grow some *****, get the car down to engine tuner and see if they sort it for you..if not, then its better for you aint it? more evidence?

what is the point of you coming on here moaning like a bunch of girls. if your not willing to take the car which has an issue to be sorted from teh guys who worked on it, then you simply are a dick who is wasting their time. go get it sorted by whoever you want.. until you have first hand experience yourself.. your out of the equation.. go get the previous owner that dealt with them direct to do the talking. and get on here.

no one is going to take your word unless you are a customer regardless of how many people you say have had bad experience? u surely cant be that daft to not realise that? go get those people with the issues to come on here and tell their stories.. you my friend are just a person in the middle with a big wooden spoon. sh** stirring for nothing.

surely these guys can talk for themselves.. and dont need you to lift their ***** for them?


When I have spoke/emailed/pm'd Alan he has been extremely helpful. I wish he was on my doorstep. I agree with eggy, either shut up or go and see if Alan can help.
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Going to be a very interesting meeting none the less.
Nice and awkward
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my mate bought the car,i went with him when he bought it,we both spoke to the owner and he said of the problems hed had etc.

my mate had the car 3 weeks and then sold the car to me,engine is in the same condition as when it was purchased.

i have no vids of the s13 on the rollers as its not my car.

as alan says more photos of our carpark

does that mean that you admit it was there then and not a complete statement of fiction after all??
Good grief..
I'd like to have a battle of wits with you, but it's like fighting an unarmed opponent.

Re Nissan. I really couldn't care less if it's been in my car park or not.
We dyno test a lot of Nissans. Not all of them are tip top, especially some early S13's. That one was pictured there in 2008, presumably when you were 21 and three quarters.
We've had that dyno for six years. We recently had data storage problems as it turned out we've done 50,000 dyno runs. By my crap maths that makes the Nissan some 33,333 dyno runs ago.
Of course I remember it, you numpty.

Speaking in general terms this is how it goes;
A car with a good engine in top condition will not be damaged by a dyno run. If it was, we'd have 50,000 cars lying here with dead engines.
If the engine is hanging by a thread when it comes in, running it up isn't going to miraculously improve it now is it? We don't know anything about these cars until we come to test them and that's all we're doing on dyno days. Hey, it failed the test!
In the statistically unlikely event of an engine breathing it's last, I'd be assuming that's a good thing, as it certainly wouldn't have got him home.
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Hey - where's the pics of the fit women!
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Good grief..
I'd like to have a battle of wits with you, but it's like fighting an unarmed opponent.

Re Nissan. I really couldn't care less if it's been in my car park or not.
We dyno test a lot of Nissans. Not all of them are tip top, especially some early S13's. That one was pictured there in 2008, presumably when you were 21 and three quarters.
We've had that dyno for six years. We recently had data storage problems as it turned out we've done 50,000 dyno runs. By my crap maths that makes the Nissan some 33,333 dyno runs ago.
Of course I remember it, you numpty.

Speaking in general terms this is how it goes;
A car with a good engine in top condition will not be damaged by a dyno run. If it was, we'd have 50,000 cars lying here with dead engines.
If the engine is hanging by a thread when it comes in, running it up isn't going to miraculously improve it now is it? We don't know anything about these cars until we come to test them and that's all we're doing on dyno days. Hey, it failed the test!
In the statistically unlikely event of an engine breathing it's last, I'd be assuming that's a good thing, as it certainly wouldn't have got him home.

look,

a sweeping generalisation like the above still doesnt cover up the facts and regardless of what people say the incidents i have mentioned are TRUE.

just saying i dont care if it was there and it would have been years ago doesnt make a difference,the car was there and the engine got popped because your mapper stressed the engine too much.

because he ADVISED/TOLD the owner to have the run done again to achieve more power.
is running a car 3 times in a row the norm? and i mean,in a row,a minute or so between runs.

heres a statement for you.

http://www.rollingroadregister.com/d...d-alan-jeffery

the second one makes sense as alan is the muscle car specialist,but the first one.

thats the general reputation down here..

do your own research and make up your own minds.
theres plenty of good and bad comments on all the different forums.

obviously alan is gonna be peeved at me for what i said as he generates ALOT of money from this forum.
at the end of the day,as ive stated over and over,every company gets unhappy customers,all alan had to do was acknowledge that they may well have had some unhappy customers and he could well have put this to bed.
instead,he decided to ignore most of my comments and resort to other tactics..
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How many cars were run on this rolling road day? Normally there wouldn't be anytime to map a car when theres a lot of power runs to do! If it did let go on the rollers then its because the engine was in a poor state beforehand!
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look,

a sweeping generalisation like the above still doesnt cover up the facts and regardless of what people say the incidents i have mentioned are TRUE.

just saying i dont care if it was there and it would have been years ago doesnt make a difference,the car was there and the engine got popped because your mapper stressed the engine too much.

because he ADVISED/TOLD the owner to have the run done again to achieve more power.
is running a car 3 times in a row the norm? and i mean,in a row,a minute or so between runs.

heres a statement for you.

http://www.rollingroadregister.com/d...d-alan-jeffery

the second one makes sense as alan is the muscle car specialist,but the first one.

thats the general reputation down here..

do your own research and make up your own minds.
theres plenty of good and bad comments on all the different forums.

obviously alan is gonna be peeved at me for what i said as he generates ALOT of money from this forum.
at the end of the day,as ive stated over and over,every company gets unhappy customers,all alan had to do was acknowledge that they may well have had some unhappy customers and he could well have put this to bed.
instead,he decided to ignore most of my comments and resort to other tactics..
I've just read through this thread with an open mind as i don't know either you or Alan.
Im yet to read or see any real proof of your claims. Your whole arguement seems based solely on hearsay !
You bought a car with problems. The seller told you it was a mapping problem and ET had done the work = hearsay
You tell us the car had not been touched by previous owners since the mapping, again hearsay.
You tell us other people you have spoken to say they are unhappy with ET yet offer no evidence of this. hearsay
Same with this car that went pop on the rollers. You can't tell us anything about this car and its issues yet lay the blame at ET's door because of what (somebody) told you. Hearsay.

Please show us evidence not what others have allegedly told you.
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my mate bought the car,i went with him when he bought it,we both spoke to the owner and he said of the problems hed had etc.

my mate had the car 3 weeks and then sold the car to me,engine is in the same condition as when it was purchased.

i have no vids of the s13 on the rollers as its not my car.

as alan says more photos of our carpark

does that mean that you admit it was there then and not a complete statement of fiction after all??
So you didn't own your car when it was worked on by AJ, and your mate didnt own his Nissan when it was worked on by AJ? If so, this has really brightened a terrible day for me!
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look,

a sweeping generalisation like the above still doesnt cover up the facts and regardless of what people say the incidents i have mentioned are TRUE.

just saying i dont care if it was there and it would have been years ago doesnt make a difference,the car was there and the engine got popped because your mapper stressed the engine too much.

because he ADVISED/TOLD the owner to have the run done again to achieve more power.
is running a car 3 times in a row the norm? and i mean,in a row,a minute or so between runs.

heres a statement for you.

http://www.rollingroadregister.com/d...d-alan-jeffery

the second one makes sense as alan is the muscle car specialist,but the first one.

thats the general reputation down here..

do your own research and make up your own minds.
theres plenty of good and bad comments on all the different forums.

obviously alan is gonna be peeved at me for what i said as he generates ALOT of money from this forum.
at the end of the day,as ive stated over and over,every company gets unhappy customers,all alan had to do was acknowledge that they may well have had some unhappy customers and he could well have put this to bed.
instead,he decided to ignore most of my comments and resort to other tactics..
You're missing the point entirely.
Because you appear to have a very tiny brain, you can't understand what is natural and normal in life. It's all shades mate, not black and white.
How do you think I'm going to react to a complete muppet who goes onto a forum and bangs on about something that is supposed to have occurred four years ago to a mate of a mate? With contempt, that's how.
I'm not peeved at you, I can't bear to be mean to the afflicted.
The longer this goes on, the more stupid you look, and the more customers I've booked in. I've just put an order in for that new Bentley.
Yes, I'm really worried about RR register, er, not!

FYI we have an SX owner's club dyno day on soon, we've been having them here for years, and they are all great guys who know what it's about.
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
You're missing the point entirely.
Because you appear to have a very tiny brain, you can't understand what is natural and normal in life. It's all shades mate, not black and white.
How do you think I'm going to react to a complete muppet who goes onto a forum and bangs on about something that is supposed to have occurred four years ago to a mate of a mate? With contempt, that's how.
I'm not peeved at you, I can't bear to be mean to the afflicted.
The longer this goes on, the more stupid you look, and the more customers I've booked in. I've just put an order in for that new Bentley.
Yes, I'm really worried about RR register, er, not!

FYI we have an SX owner's club dyno day on soon, we've been having them here for years, and they are all great guys who know what it's about.
Jesus, what with these new arrivals all with an axe to grind but obviously no grinder, us Janners are looking like right idiots. I promise you big city dudes that we are not all as dense as the guys joining up to support JME-RST. Honest.
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hearsay hearsay..is that all you have to say on the matter?

the engine on my car was not touched after aj mapped the car last year.and owners problems happened after car was worked on there,ie 2k for a simtek and injectors.

so if i meet a scooby owner in plymouth,whose selling me some parts and he tells me hes also had a simtek fitted at aj and had the same problems im not to believe him?
what does he stand to gain from telling me this info? nothing,makes no difference to him.

what more do you need to know about the s13 and its issues? it popped on the dyno after being pushed to far by the mapper,end of.

most businesses establish there name and get work through word of mouth,if youre friends had bad experiences at a garage,would you use said garage? doubtful..

and really after all this,what do i stand to gain from this?

my car isnt being fixed there (never asked)
everyone has pretty much sided against me

everyone can speak their mind,regardless of what company it is about.
if it is all so trivial,then why wont alan comment af any of these so called "stories" ive mentioned??


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