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24 January 2012, 08:20 PM
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women are like shed roofs... if you dont nail them hard enough they end up next door
LOL, Do like this one.
24 January 2012, 08:40 PM
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left her fanny looking like a butcher's shop window
24 January 2012, 09:41 PM
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I started off with nothing and I still have most of it left !
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Was it George Best that said?:-
"I blew most of my fortune on girls, booze and cars... The remainder I wasted."
24 January 2012, 10:15 PM
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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it".
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"I don't blame you for your mistakes, but I do insist you pay for them.""Dr Hammond", Jurassic Park.
24 January 2012, 10:19 PM
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I'd give her a Swarfega bath
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24 January 2012, 10:21 PM
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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it".
That's surely a lawyer's oath?!
24 January 2012, 10:32 PM
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25 January 2012, 06:28 PM
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Still laughing at the "left her face looking like a painter's radio" comment.
That's such a beaut!
Might even beat Chopper's
"I'd throw a f*ck up it" comment!
I REALLY probably should grow up!
25 January 2012, 06:31 PM
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If in doubt, flat out!
Gotta have that one on here
didnt see post #58 due to fecking about with the telly at the same time
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25 January 2012, 06:34 PM
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2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
25 January 2012, 07:06 PM
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2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
Yeah, I hate that one
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25 January 2012, 07:14 PM
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25 January 2012, 07:22 PM
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Don't eat the lemon cubes in the urinal. Newsflash- They're not really lemon cubes.
25 January 2012, 08:02 PM
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Still laughing at the "left her face looking like a painter's radio" comment.
That's such a beaut!
Might even beat Chopper's
"I'd throw a f*ck up it" comment!
I REALLY probably should grow up!
i think Chop's was "iced bun"
25 January 2012, 08:03 PM
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25 January 2012, 08:08 PM
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When the strong winds blow - some people build walls, some people build windmills
25 January 2012, 08:26 PM
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When the strong winds blow - some people build walls, some people build windmills
Whoever came up with that was clearly a twàt! First, the sails would be virtually impossible to fix in strong winds! They'd be all over the fücking place! Second, why would anyone, in the 21st century, possibly want a windmill instead of a wall? Bread and flour is available from shops so no need to produce one's own flour (unless you were going in to production, but then I imagine you'd want something slightly higher tech) and if it was to produce electricity then that would be as an alternative to a power station, not a wall. No, sorry, that is complete horseshít!
25 January 2012, 08:38 PM
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........just remembered, all the sayings by "the brand" on the apprentice LOL
25 January 2012, 09:32 PM
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Whoever came up with that was clearly a twàt! First, the sails would be virtually impossible to fix in strong winds! They'd be all over the fücking place! Second, why would anyone, in the 21st century, possibly want a windmill instead of a wall? Bread and flour is available from shops so no need to produce one's own flour (unless you were going in to production, but then I imagine you'd want something slightly higher tech) and if it was to produce electricity then that would be as an alternative to a power station, not a wall. No, sorry, that is complete horseshít!
The David Mitchell-esque rant.
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........just remembered, all the sayings by "the brand" on the apprentice LOL
Baggsy and that Raef geez did 'celebrity'
wedding planner......... Which I never saw.
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She has a face like a blind cobblers thumb...
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Still laughing at the "left her face looking like a painter's radio" comment.
That's such a beaut!
Might even beat Chopper's
"I'd throw a f*ck up it" comment!
I REALLY probably should grow up!
It is Chops. His sayings are nearly as famous a David Colemans.
Commenting on some runner who opened his legs and showed his class
26 January 2012, 10:01 AM
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