I love this but can't use it as everyone who would laugh has just had kids

 

I went to my local Range Rover sport dealer and said id like to buy one. Salesman says you must have a medical first. I thought this was strange but went ahead.
Afterwards,the salesmans informs me that sadly they cant sell me one as ive been circumcised. I ask what the hell thats got to do with it??
Apparantly, they can only sell Range Rover Sports to complete ******!!