Jokes to upset everyone
Sep 4, 2011 | 03:55 PM
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From: Home
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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs.
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:00 PM
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Sep 4, 2011 | 04:04 PM
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Peedee
Chicken Royale
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:09 PM
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From: W / London
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JTaylor
Lol, with no resemblence to a certain fast food restaurant dish, obviously
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:24 PM
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From: Marlow, Bucks.
On Her Majestys Sausage Sandwich
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:28 PM
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From: W / London
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:29 PM
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From: Marlow, Bucks.
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From: Marlow, Bucks.
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:33 PM
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From: If you're not braking or accelerating you're wasting time.
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:36 PM
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From: W / London
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:41 PM
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From: Marlow, Bucks.
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Peedee
Stew to a kill
Stew to a Grill
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:42 PM
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Live and let diet
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:44 PM
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From Russia with Luncheon Meat
Sep 4, 2011 | 04:46 PM
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Diet Plans are not for Everyone.
Sep 4, 2011 | 06:02 PM
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My Nan used to give a great blow job. Don't get me wrong, I've never had any sexual contact with her.
Sep 4, 2011 | 08:33 PM
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People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
Sep 4, 2011 | 08:33 PM
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legb4rsk
Diet Plans are not for Everyone.
Bond, 23 Stone
http://www.klast.net/bond/filmlist.html
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Sep 4, 2011 | 09:04 PM
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azz250478
People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
brilliant -- what are the odds on that
Sep 4, 2011 | 09:09 PM
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From: 52 Festive Road
Sep 4, 2011 | 09:19 PM
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My Nan used to give a great blow job. Don't get me wrong, I've never had any sexual contact with her.
Sep 5, 2011 | 11:42 AM
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They are definitely getting more upsetting.
Les
Sep 5, 2011 | 03:55 PM
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Leslie
They are definitely getting more upsetting.
Les
These are nothing, i'll get some REALLY offensive ones up later
Sep 5, 2011 | 03:58 PM
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Moley_WRX
These are nothing, i'll get some REALLY offensive ones up later
Can we get a joke with each and every quote we ring up for?
Sep 5, 2011 | 04:08 PM
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CREWJ
Can we get a joke with each and every quote we ring up for?
Sounds good to me
My girlfriend said I've got the biggest **** she'd ever seen,
Sep 5, 2011 | 04:11 PM
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"Knock knock"
Sep 5, 2011 | 04:16 PM
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What's pink and covered in cobwebs?
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From: Aberdare / Daventry
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What’s pink and stiff and terrifies women in the morning?
Sep 5, 2011 | 07:24 PM
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I recently met a japanese car thief.....
