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06 September 2010, 10:11 PM
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Paedo walking through the woods with his 8 year old victim.
Trees blowing in the wind, light failing.
Kid says to paedo - "It's very scary isn't it"
Paedo says "You think this is scary - I'm coming back on my own "
Trees blowing in the wind, light failing.
Kid says to paedo - "It's very scary isn't it"
Paedo says "You think this is scary - I'm coming back on my own "
12 September 2010, 10:22 AM
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Mr Khan and Mr Jones live next door to each other in identical houses. Their homes are valued by an estate agent. Mr Khan's house is worth £200,000 - while Mr Jones' is worth £150,000.
Mr Jones asks the estate agent, "Why this is?"
The estate agent replies, "Simple: Mr Khan doesn't have a Pakistani living next door
Mr Jones asks the estate agent, "Why this is?"
The estate agent replies, "Simple: Mr Khan doesn't have a Pakistani living next door
12 September 2010, 10:30 AM
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shamelessly stolen from another thread on here and credit to the OP.
i downloaded a copy of the Koran to my hard drive earlier, would you like me to burn you a copy?
i downloaded a copy of the Koran to my hard drive earlier, would you like me to burn you a copy?
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14 September 2010, 03:54 PM
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Little girl watching her stepfather drying himself after a shower and the girl points at his willie and says "dad will i ever get one of those???" Dad replies "in about 30 minutes when your mum goes to bingo!"
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