SiPie

Mine has borderline house cleanliness OCD..

So busy arranging the tins into alphabetical order and counting feckin pairs of washed socks that i can do whatever the **** I want

Match made in heaven....perfect

PS never ever try to understand a woman as the minute you think you have them worked out, they will do something to completely freak you

FACT

J4CKO

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Mine hasnt got the house cleaning thing, she cannot leave a book unread though, piles of the bloody things all over the place, nose in one at every spare moment.

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fast bloke

Guys - You can't have a bath. First thing that happens in a warm bath is that you will fart. All good farts smell, and all smells are particulate, so once you fart you are washing your face in your own sh1te. Second bath is washing your face in someone elses sh1te. So, have a shower, dump in work and always agree :nods yes dear: - Would you rather be miserable, henpecked and still married or miserable, henpecked, divorced and broke?


p.s. - I have been married for 16 years, 12 hours and 29 minutes. I think I have them sussed (except for the toothpaste thing, and the cleaning thing and the (insert thing) thing here, ad infinitum.

Hysteria1983

No, you have one woman sussed, the one you have been married to for 16 years, 12 hours and 29 minutes.

You men are all just as odd as what you lot think about us. To be fair though, we do have the WI. It does make us sound a bit mad.

Leslie

I know you sometimes get a "floater" but that is amazing!

Les