The South Africa v England Test Match Thread
07 January 2010, 12:00 PM
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in a desperate attempt to feel some kind of comradeship with the 2 gingers in the middle I am now writing using red ink...
07 January 2010, 12:21 PM
47 overs left, not a chance in hell of surviving
07 January 2010, 12:47 PM
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C'mon Colly - 101 ***** he's survived now, 47 minutes until tea, 46 overs left in the match...
07 January 2010, 02:41 PM
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17 overs left, 102 *****.
07 January 2010, 02:51 PM
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This is proper old school test cricket, grinding out a draw against all the odds.
A real peacher from the BBC again.. From Jason White, TMS inbox: "It's like Rorke's Drift all over again with Lieutenant John Chard being played by Paul Collingwood and Ian Bell as Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead. And as the film version depicted the conclusion of the battle, 'the Zulu's withdrew after sustaining heavy casualties. Later, they sang a song to honour the bravery of the British defenders and left'."
07 January 2010, 02:56 PM
I think you spoke too soon. Anyone for crumble?
07 January 2010, 03:00 PM
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I think you spoke too soon. Anyone for crumble?
Bad timing
Still Colly played his part, 13 overs left and 4 wickets
07 January 2010, 03:32 PM
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4 overs left
07 January 2010, 03:49 PM
Well I don't get this as the 1 hour is up and they said what ever occured first, 15 overs or the hour!!! 2 overs left and they are playing them, well how is that as the hour is now passed
07 January 2010, 04:02 PM
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Never in doubt.
07 January 2010, 04:07 PM
look up the definition of crumble and you get a picture of the England test team. Always left to Swann and Onions to save the day as out batsmen just can't help themselves but get out. However Bell played a blinder to well done to him.
07 January 2010, 04:20 PM
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I refer the honourable gentleman to my post of 10:18am today
And to think Funkii has been sleeping through it all
07 January 2010, 04:30 PM
I quote "easily" I don't think was applicable
Edge of the sofa cricket for the last 90 minutes.
Also my prediction of English crumble was 100% correct, they just can't help it!
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07 January 2010, 09:47 PM
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I refer the honourable gentleman to my post of 10:18am today
And to think Funkii has been sleeping through it all
Turned in at 13:00 your time, first thing I did when I woke was to check the net lol.
One of the Aussies asked me if I supported Australia these days, to which I replied No, Never, why would I ?, his response was, "so you bite the hand that feeds"
PMSL at the clown, I told him he was lucky I was down here significantly raising the national IQ level.......
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11 January 2010, 05:26 PM
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OK here's the plan for the final test.
Turn up, win the toss and bat first. Dead ball for 4 solid days and declare. Bowl but take the fine for slow over rates and jobs a good 'un
11 January 2010, 09:05 PM
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OK here's the plan for the final test.
Turn up, win the toss and bat first. Dead ball for 4 solid days and declare. Bowl but take the fine for slow over rates and jobs a good 'un
I heard they're calling up Boycs and Tavare to open
14 January 2010, 08:23 AM
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Won the toss and electing to bat, how lucky is strauss with his tosses, what a tosser
Come on boys lets take a 2-0 home
14 January 2010, 08:36 AM
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Not the start one would have hoped for
14 January 2010, 08:38 AM
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Agreed. One wicket closer to Bell. Now he's had his career saving innings will be back to normal form
14 January 2010, 08:41 AM
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14 January 2010, 08:51 AM
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Well, the last 9 captains to have lost the toss have gone on to lose the match at this ground so I'm told.
14 January 2010, 08:52 AM
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I've bloody cursed it again 11/2
Dare I say it time for KP to perform LOL
14 January 2010, 08:57 AM
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14 January 2010, 09:05 AM
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Not my statistic (obviously) but interesting nontheless.
"Andrew Strauss is the first Englishman to lose his wicket to the first ball of a Test match since Stan Worthington at the Gabba in 1936."
14 January 2010, 09:11 AM
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It's not been KP's series has it
14 January 2010, 09:26 AM
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14 January 2010, 10:39 AM
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bloody terrible so far. KP has done nothing.
14 January 2010, 10:46 AM
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Not helped by Daryl Harper being a ****.
14 January 2010, 11:53 AM
Time for KP to be dropped and get his head straight. He is a waste of a batting place at the moment which we can ill afford.
14 January 2010, 12:28 PM
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I am doing my raindance already on day 1, c'mon the weather lol