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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 10:07 AM
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Sorry it's a bit late boys was @ Depeche Mode last night and it takes me a bit longer than it used to to get going in the mornings!

We have good news and bad....

SA are 1 wicket down being the good news... any idea what the bad news is?
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 11:34 AM
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A good start for he lads.

How was DM last night ??
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 01:14 PM
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How was DM last night ??
Rubbish, you'd have hated them.......


Damn good actually. Played "Insight" which was nice. Not heard that live before. Anton Corbijn is god
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 10:50 PM
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Did he do a slide show/projection thingy for the stage show then ??

Insight is a great song.

Wish I'd been there
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They were rubbish again last night

"Dressed in black" was a real surprise
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I see Colly has put us back in a good position
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F*ck Colly, I'm still coming to terms with how bad it was last night

Dressed in Black, bloody retro Mode or what.

Sounds like 2 killer gigs, homesick for the snow and the gigs now
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I see Bell did his usual job.....
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Ian Bell, Ian Bell,
What a waste of space,
How many times will he let us down?
He's a W.G. dis-Grace
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to the tune of jingle bells


Oh, Leave it Bell, leave it Bell
Don't get in the way
I bowl it slow and pretty straight
And you'll give your stumps away.
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From an unhappy Jim in Sheffield, TMS inbox: "The argument that Bell has a great technique is nonsensical for me. I've got a decent technique stood in my bedroom, but surrounded by 11 Saffers baying for blood it might fall down a bit. Although I'd have probably had a stab at hitting the ball."
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Swanny and 'yer man' Jimmy have gone insane and forgotten to throw away their wickets
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oh no, business as usual...
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I have to say that I doubt this one is going to end with a win for us.
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Hopefully we can hold out for a draw unless KP has an inspired day and does a Chris Gayle.

I tell you the Windies ahould have beaten the Aussies in Perth, 80 to win 3 wickets in hand but they tried to smash everything for 6 with a whole day ahead of them, ridiculous.
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So who thinks that getting run out in a TEST MATCH is acceptable?
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"That Pietersen, eh? He's being carried by the rest of the England team. He's nothing but a showboater and an incorrigible egotist. Not to worry though: we've got Ian Bell."
Oliver, BBC TMS inbox
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Surely the Bell will toll for Ding Dong now.

In at 3, 5 or even 6 does it matter anymore.
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Who want's 20/20 when a test match can have so much excitement? Stupid run-out, heading for a dull draw onlt for England to throw it away and then do a Cardiff
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due to the xmas festivities I haven't been able to keep as up to date as I would like but it looks like this one is in the bag
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1 innings AND 98 runs
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10 wickets in a day (and counting) KP throwing his wicket away, the pressure getting to Bell (again) and 14 runs in 10 overs at one point.

Still think we can win this one though.

It does make me laugh every time KP gets boo'd by the South Africans though.
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Sadly I didn't get to see any of the 2nd test, great result though, and the third looks poised to be very tight.

So I missed Bell's 141, or was that a typo in the paper
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Oh dear Jimmy and Trott have gone already, we now have Ian "1 good innings every 18 months" Bell

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1000: Eng 164-5
Ian Bell: your time is now. This is your day. Silence the doubters. End the criticism. Dabber outside off, four though backward point. That's my boy.
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Approx. 80 overs = 480 *****, ÷ 6 batsmen = 80 ***** each, or just over 12 overs. Easily doable
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Originally Posted by **************
you're living in cloud cuckoo land This is the England team we're talking about!
The spirit of Cardiff lives on
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372 ***** left in the day
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