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I shall refer you to this thread....
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...just-said.html
My current fav (and is usually announced with a degree of smugness to the Mrs)...
"I'm going for a poo at Pauls"
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...just-said.html
My current fav (and is usually announced with a degree of smugness to the Mrs)...
"I'm going for a poo at Pauls"
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Mate, sayings to one side, but what type of work meeting was that, for the senior executive to say something so childish ?
Where the hell do you work ?? Perhaps my meetings are different, aimed at a different level, but if I was to say something like that, my services would be terminated immediately.
SBK
Where the hell do you work ?? Perhaps my meetings are different, aimed at a different level, but if I was to say something like that, my services would be terminated immediately.
SBK
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I was in Thailand on golf tour, late last year, 30 of us went for a week or so. Anyway on day two I was drawn with Ben - a guy I hadnt met before however, seemed like a great bloke.
We were all having a laugh and enjoying the course, when on the 5th hole Ben comes walking up to me, I asked him how he got on with his shot (as I was busy dodging snakes in the rough), Ben replied "I **** myself". There was me thinking he had nearly smashed his ball in the water, but noooooooooo Ben really meant he had just had a code brown.
The next few holes I played with tears in my eyes as the caddies were sprinkling talc down his crack to ease the pain.
I went on tour to St Mellion recently, Ben didnt come this time, however his older brother Paul did. On the 3rd day, over curry I find out that Paul has kept up the family tradition of sharting himself on golf tour.
So along with your words for number 2's, what else you got for "the one that got away",
sharting,
code brown,
painting a topographical map of Dieppe on the back of your pants,
I was in Thailand on golf tour, late last year, 30 of us went for a week or so. Anyway on day two I was drawn with Ben - a guy I hadnt met before however, seemed like a great bloke.
We were all having a laugh and enjoying the course, when on the 5th hole Ben comes walking up to me, I asked him how he got on with his shot (as I was busy dodging snakes in the rough), Ben replied "I **** myself". There was me thinking he had nearly smashed his ball in the water, but noooooooooo Ben really meant he had just had a code brown.
The next few holes I played with tears in my eyes as the caddies were sprinkling talc down his crack to ease the pain.
I went on tour to St Mellion recently, Ben didnt come this time, however his older brother Paul did. On the 3rd day, over curry I find out that Paul has kept up the family tradition of sharting himself on golf tour.
So along with your words for number 2's, what else you got for "the one that got away",
sharting,
code brown,
painting a topographical map of Dieppe on the back of your pants,
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Off for a McSplurry - the kind of poo you have after too much fast food (Copyright Roger's Profanosaurus)
Off for a McSplurry - the kind of poo you have after too much fast food (Copyright Roger's Profanosaurus)
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Mate, sayings to one side, but what type of work meeting was that, for the senior executive to say something so childish ?
Where the hell do you work ?? Perhaps my meetings are different, aimed at a different level, but if I was to say something like that, my services would be terminated immediately.
SBK
Where the hell do you work ?? Perhaps my meetings are different, aimed at a different level, but if I was to say something like that, my services would be terminated immediately.
SBK
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