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13 July 2009, 06:30 PM
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I always find that being stylishly dressed in a gay manner gets me far more female attention...
...when I first moved to Brighton many years ago one of the girls in the office was sent around to my flat to see if I was gay. Her test was to take her jeans off on my sofa after dinner...
...when I first moved to Brighton many years ago one of the girls in the office was sent around to my flat to see if I was gay. Her test was to take her jeans off on my sofa after dinner...
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13 July 2009, 06:36 PM
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Having a few gay mates is instant key to meeting LOADS of fit, straight women. Go to any gay friendly bar or club and ALL the gayers have loads of super-fit female friends - they go out with them so they don't get bothered by chavs and ***** who are all allergic to gays as we know by reading lots of posts on here. And all these super-fit girls automatically think that any straight lads that are friends with/know their gay friends are also super-cool and friendly/all-right.
13 July 2009, 06:38 PM
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I always find that being stylishly dressed in a gay manner gets me far more female attention...
...when I first moved to Brighton many years ago one of the girls in the office was sent around to my flat to see if I was gay. Her test was to take her jeans off on my sofa after dinner...
...when I first moved to Brighton many years ago one of the girls in the office was sent around to my flat to see if I was gay. Her test was to take her jeans off on my sofa after dinner...
13 July 2009, 06:38 PM
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Bo77ocks to that.
Go out with proper bloke mates and beat the cr4p out of anyone pulling into your bird of choice.
Looking gay is gay.
Women respect real men not half poofs.
Go out with proper bloke mates and beat the cr4p out of anyone pulling into your bird of choice.
Looking gay is gay.
Women respect real men not half poofs.
13 July 2009, 06:50 PM
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Sorry Matte, all the "birds of choice" are out with their gay mates in the cool bars and clubs, leaving you "lads" and "proper men" the ragged/tarty/dim/rough/slappers that are out in the rough/chav bars seeing what VD they can pick up this week...
13 July 2009, 07:08 PM
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Utter cr4p. Being bisexual (which I am utterly convinced you are) is not good for bagging a proper women. It's okay for bagging a tranny/experimental wierdo but not a proper bird.
Hence me being married for 10 years to a blonde haired, amazing bodied stunner with a good degree from a real Uni and you poncing around trying to score sloppy seconds on some AA chromo bird off your alpha male mates (if you have any).
Tee hee..
Hence me being married for 10 years to a blonde haired, amazing bodied stunner with a good degree from a real Uni and you poncing around trying to score sloppy seconds on some AA chromo bird off your alpha male mates (if you have any).
Tee hee..
13 July 2009, 07:16 PM
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Utter cr4p. Being bisexual (which I am utterly convinced you are) is not good for bagging a proper women. It's okay for bagging a tranny/experimental wierdo but not a proper bird.
Hence me being married for 10 years to a blonde haired, amazing bodied stunner with a good degree from a real Uni and you poncing around trying to score sloppy seconds on some AA chromo bird off your alpha male mates (if you have any).
Tee hee..
Hence me being married for 10 years to a blonde haired, amazing bodied stunner with a good degree from a real Uni and you poncing around trying to score sloppy seconds on some AA chromo bird off your alpha male mates (if you have any).
Tee hee..
My wife says there's plenty of blonde, clever, stunning, fit blokes around.
13 July 2009, 07:19 PM
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What women love are sensitive, caring, well dressed men with outstanding personal hygiene and superbly toned but not steroidal bodies....
....unfortunately they all already have boyfriends (don't they Matt?)
....unfortunately they all already have boyfriends (don't they Matt?)
13 July 2009, 07:47 PM
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13 July 2009, 08:00 PM
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