Best film quote
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*cking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f*cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f*cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*cked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*cking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f*cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f*cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*cked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
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From: The Muddy Wasteland that is the Thames Estuary
Couple more
"Thats no moon......"
"The Ak-47 when you absolutely positively have to kill every m*ther f**ker in the room"
"This seems expensive"
"This seems like a waste of my time"
"Schwing"
"Thats no moon......"
"The Ak-47 when you absolutely positively have to kill every m*ther f**ker in the room"
"This seems expensive"
"This seems like a waste of my time"
"Schwing"
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From: LADS: Lancashire and Discrict Subaru Owners Club
"Red 5 standing by"
"Does your dog bite"
"How many are you planning to take out?" "250" "TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY"
"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfcucker motherfcucker" "In fact why the **** am I in the back, you should be on brain detail"
"When you drove in here, did you see a sign saying dead ni**er storage"
"You came in that, you're braver than I thought"
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From: LADS: Lancashire and Discrict Subaru Owners Club
"This here's the bottomless pit baby, three and a half miles straight down"
"Maybe we should give her a lift, after all, thats how horror movies start, yeh, thats how **** movies start also"
"You dropped your funny dog pooh, what funny dog pooh??"
"I love you honey bunny......ANY OF YOU ******* ****** MOVE......."
CRAFT
"Maybe we should give her a lift, after all, thats how horror movies start, yeh, thats how **** movies start also"
"You dropped your funny dog pooh, what funny dog pooh??"
"I love you honey bunny......ANY OF YOU ******* ****** MOVE......."
CRAFT
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From: Shropshire
Best voiceover ever.......
Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey and kicking the **** out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now fvck off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. `That's fvcking it,' says the man.
Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won too, four-nil.
hehehehehe! Sweet!
full screenplay here:- http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/ms...screenplay.txt
[Edited by Dr Hu - 2/21/2002 11:27:08 AM]
Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey and kicking the **** out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now fvck off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. `That's fvcking it,' says the man.
Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won too, four-nil.
hehehehehe! Sweet!
full screenplay here:- http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/ms...screenplay.txt
[Edited by Dr Hu - 2/21/2002 11:27:08 AM]
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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on *******,
kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my
orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear
to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on *******,
kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my
orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear
to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
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From: The Great White North
"I ******* hate pikeys" - numerous peeps in ******
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" - Brians mum, Life of Brian
"Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!" General Chang, Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
"It's called 'Lick my love pump" Nigel Tufnel, This is Spinal Tap
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" - Brians mum, Life of Brian
"Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!" General Chang, Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
"It's called 'Lick my love pump" Nigel Tufnel, This is Spinal Tap
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Mine would be from ******.
"Do you know what Nemisis is? It means a very nasty ****. thats me now get a f***ing move on!!!!!"
LOL
Another wouldbe from lockstock:
MR BREAKER: You hold anything back I'll kill yer! You screw this up I'll kill ya, You try and get ya mates to take me down I'll kill ya!! In fact u r going have to try very hard to stay alive Nick! Now do u understand everything I just said?!??!
NICK (SH1TTING HIMSELF!!!
) Yea I got it.
MR BREAKER: Good!! Cos if u don't I'll kill ya!!
classic
[Edited by webmaster2 - 2/21/2002 5:01:27 PM]
[Edited by webmaster2 - 2/21/2002 5:02:32 PM]
"Do you know what Nemisis is? It means a very nasty ****. thats me now get a f***ing move on!!!!!"
LOL
Another wouldbe from lockstock:
MR BREAKER: You hold anything back I'll kill yer! You screw this up I'll kill ya, You try and get ya mates to take me down I'll kill ya!! In fact u r going have to try very hard to stay alive Nick! Now do u understand everything I just said?!??!
NICK (SH1TTING HIMSELF!!!
) Yea I got it.MR BREAKER: Good!! Cos if u don't I'll kill ya!!
classic
[Edited by webmaster2 - 2/21/2002 5:01:27 PM]
[Edited by webmaster2 - 2/21/2002 5:02:32 PM]
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From: The Great White North
"Trade, phenodyhydrochloridebenzerex. Street, 'The Embalmer'" - Danny - Withnail & I
"I demand to have some booze!" - Withnail, Withnail & I
"Boy! i mean to have you even if it must be burgulary!" - Uncle Monty - Withnail & I
Spot the W & I fan!
"I demand to have some booze!" - Withnail, Withnail & I
"Boy! i mean to have you even if it must be burgulary!" - Uncle Monty - Withnail & I
Spot the W & I fan!
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Can't believe no-ones done this:
"And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and anger....." (something like that)
"Do you know what they put on french fries......"
Or
"I've gotta bad feeling about this"
Mike
P.s CORNER!
[Edited by RB170 - 2/21/2002 5:19:49 PM]
"And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and anger....." (something like that)
"Do you know what they put on french fries......"
Or
"I've gotta bad feeling about this"
Mike
P.s CORNER!
[Edited by RB170 - 2/21/2002 5:19:49 PM]
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Can't believe no-ones done this:
"And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and anger....." (something like that)
You mean this one?
There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
"And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and anger....." (something like that)
You mean this one?
There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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