Big Lebowski!! well done,forgot that,superb film

 

How about the video shop guy on Scream ?

"Its the millennium - motives are incidental !!"

Cooooooll !!

John

 

Or Ted Striker on Airplane...

"When Cramer hears about this the s**ts gonna hit the fan !!"

How funny was the next bit when you first saw it ?



John

 

Or Sam Gerrard on The Fugitive...

"You know we're always fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them !!

What a class film...

This is fun...

John

 

Bas - You beat me to the "Your only suppose to blow the bl00dy doors off"

So I'll have to add another one from Commando...


"You said you'd kill me last", whilst being held by Arnie with one hand upside down by the ankle of a cliff edge.
"I lied!" arnie lets go of ankle...

Then the dented 911 loses the dents in a bad continuity error!

 

"Damn, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"
Airplane again. I loved that next bit where hes hanging upside down
astraboy.

 

Yippie Kiyaaaaa M*therf**k'r

Go'on John McClane!

 

Or on a darker note;
"Going out for a bit of the old ULTRA VIOLENCE!"
Clockwork Orange, classic film
astraboy.

 

'What do you mean LOOK in the dog?'

'open it up'

'what do you mean open it up?'

'It aint a f*cking tin of beans'

LOL

Paul

 

" Red pill - Blue Pill ??? " - Matrix

 

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Ahh you know where it's from

 

How's about:

"turn it off, man! turn it off! it's sucking my will to live!"

or

"can you fly this plane and land it?"

or particularly applicable here...

"it's a model made before catalytic convertors, so it'll run good on regular gas."

Email me if you need help with which movies these are from

 

Also from Dumb and Dumber:
Harry - I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd - Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.

Lloyd - When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry - That's a special feeling.

Harry - Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a s*itsu.
Mary - Really?
Harry - Yeah, we called it a bulls**t.



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"This would turn Hare Krishna into a rude boy"

"I got the Tarzan and Jane of jungle. Just swung in on the vine today"

F**k that East coast s**t man. Gimme that West coast flavour"

 

'Like a blind man in an orgy, I'm going to have to feel my way around'.

Naked Gun 33 1/3.

 

I've had a goodnight but this wasn't it! Groucho

 

'It's been emotional' - Vinnie Jones in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

 

Pulp Fiction:

"I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfu*ker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ni**er waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ***."

 

Python Classics.

'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy' - Brian's mother in The Life of Brian.

'OK... what did the Romans ever do for us?' - John Cleese for the Judean Liberation Front, also in The Life of Brian.

Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid ba$tard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
-> Holy Grail

 

Naked gun - "Where's Nordberg? Whats he doing in Detriot?"
astraboy.

 

Should that not be "Liberation Front of Judea"?

 

Monty python hold all records for best lines ever.

For me it has to be.

Brian to crowd of millions: You are all individuals, you're all different!

individual: I'm not!



or

what is your name?

sir lancelot!

what is your quest?

to seak the holy grail?

what is your favourite colour?

blue.

right you may pass!


also:

bring out the holy hand grenade and read forth its holy instructions.

ok, first remove the sacred pin, and count to three, three and only three, three being the third digit that thou shat count unto. four is not right, two is also wrong except that it shall be folowed by three, FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!


on a non comical note.

steven segal: **** you and die!


bruce willis: yippee kayay mother ******!


samuel L jackson: I mean, we gotta be talking about one charmin' mother fcukin' pig.

yoda: do or do not, there is no try!

 

"You just shot an unarmed man"

"Well he shoulda armed himself"

Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven.

 

Bajie, classic film, fave of all time

Not that I watched it much but . . . . .

"Got any Jungle in guy ? . . I got the Tarzan and Jane of jungle, just swung in on the vine this morning mate. I'm tellin ya, this could turn Hare Krishna into a badboy" . . . Cue Aphrodite - Stalker

"F**k that West coast s**t man. Gimme that harc0re East coast flavour beat"

Plus what about . . .

“All that exists now is pubs, clubs, drugs and parties.
I’ve got 48 hours off from the world man.
I’m gonna blow steam out of my head like a steaming kettle, I’m gonna talk cod**** to strangers all night, I’m gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor.
The free radicals inside me are freaking man.
Tonight I’m gonna be Jip Travolta, I’m Peter Popper, I’m going to Never Never land with my chosen family man.
We’re gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen tonight, this could be the best night of my life, u know, I’ve got 73 quid in my back burner, I’m gonna wax the lot man. The Milky Bars are on me Yeah !”

 

From the movie Friday (With Ice Cube / Chris Tucker)

I know you dont smoke weed, I know this, But im going to get you high today, cus its Fiday, you aint got no job, You aint got sh*t todo.

You got knocked the Fu*k OUT

I need you to go to the store to get me some cigarettes.
Ok give me the money!
Wait wait wait a Min what this. This aint enough
Make it enough!!!
DAMMMMMmmmmmm!


There are so many others from the film but cant post them because of the content!!!..

 

< Aphrodite - Stalker >
YESSSSS! I've always wanted to know what that choon is. The one on the soundtrack is different to the one played on the film
I love that matey in the hoodie dancing in the record shop and Koop brocking out from behind the counter
astraboy.
Might have to buy that tonight

 

Nimbus,

Dont go there!!!

 

Actually, it's the People Front of Judea..



BRIAN: Are you the Judean People's Front?

REG: F**k off!

BRIAN: What?

REG: Judean People's Front? We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. ****.

FRANCIS: W*nk**s.

BRIAN: Can I... join your group?

REG: No. P*ss off.

BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.

PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

REG: Stumm.

JUDITH: Are you sure?

BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.

REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.

BRIAN: I do!

REG: Oh, yeah? How much?

BRIAN: A lot!

REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the ****ing Judean People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah...

JUDITH: Splitters.

P.F.J.: Splitters...

FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

LORETTA: And the People's Front of Judea.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

REG: What?

LORETTA: The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.

REG: We're the People's Front of Judea!

LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

REG: People's Front! C-huh.

FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG: He's over there

 

Bajie

Like the Human Traffic one.......

"Any jungle in guy"
"I got the Tarzan and the Jane, just swinging on the vine of the wheels of steel. Check this out, this would turn Hare Krishan into a bad bwoy". (Roughly right)

Ahhhhhhhh what a truly excellent film.

"What goes up must come down, and down, and down"

 

Few more for you:

Blues Brothers:

WOMEN: Are you the police?
JAKE: No ma'am. We're musicians

JAKE: How much for the little girl? The women, how much for the women?
GUY IN RESTAURANT: What?
JAKE: Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your childrens!

or the classic

ELWOOD:It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

JAKE: Hit it!

Chris