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I know this has been done before but i have searched for a while and cant find the thread.
Mine is.....Human Traffic.
"The Emperor wants to control outer space, and Yoda wants to explore inner space. Thats the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the force."
Classic.
Mine is.....Human Traffic.
"The Emperor wants to control outer space, and Yoda wants to explore inner space. Thats the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the force."
Classic.
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"I fart in your general direction"
"I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate"
"I will make him an offer I can't refuse"
"I could never be a woman because i would just stay at home and play with my breasts all day"
"I once stole a porno book in braille.I used to rub the really diry parts"
"I'll be back"
"Charlie don't surf"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist....and like that,he's gone"
"There's still time to...............there's no time at all"
"I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate"
"I will make him an offer I can't refuse"
"I could never be a woman because i would just stay at home and play with my breasts all day"
"I once stole a porno book in braille.I used to rub the really diry parts"
"I'll be back"
"Charlie don't surf"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist....and like that,he's gone"
"There's still time to...............there's no time at all"
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From: Arborfield, Berkshire
I like Gabriel Byrne as Satan in End of Days:
"God is no better than me, he just had a better publicist, thats all"
"People are saved - god is looking out for them. People die, god moves in mysterious ways"
"And what about that oversized PR leaflet they call the bible?"
Apologies for the incorrect wording but I aint got a copy to hand and ive only seen it twice.
Simon.
P.S. Apologies if they offend any religious types but to me (an atheist) I was in stitches.
"God is no better than me, he just had a better publicist, thats all"
"People are saved - god is looking out for them. People die, god moves in mysterious ways"
"And what about that oversized PR leaflet they call the bible?"
Apologies for the incorrect wording but I aint got a copy to hand and ive only seen it twice.
Simon.
P.S. Apologies if they offend any religious types but to me (an atheist) I was in stitches.
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As good as it gets.
Jack Nicholson when asked how he "writes women" says something along the lines of "I think of a man and then take away all reason and accountability".
Somebody correct me if that is not quite right. ......I mean the quote, not the sentiment [
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Jack Nicholson when asked how he "writes women" says something along the lines of "I think of a man and then take away all reason and accountability".
Somebody correct me if that is not quite right. ......I mean the quote, not the sentiment [
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From: LADS: Lancashire and Discrict Subaru Owners Club
"You're going to need a bigger boat"
"Boards don't hit back"
"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool"
"Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets their wings"
".........and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengance upon thee"
"You lookin' at me, are you lookin' at me, well I don't see anyone else here"
"You're looking down the barrel of a magnum44, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off"
"Well, as it says replica down the side of your guns"R.E.P.L.I.C.A"
and down the side of mine say's desert eagle.50 D.E.S.E.R.T.E.A.G.L.E .50"
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"Boards don't hit back"
"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool"
"Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets their wings"
".........and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengance upon thee"
"You lookin' at me, are you lookin' at me, well I don't see anyone else here"
"You're looking down the barrel of a magnum44, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off"
"Well, as it says replica down the side of your guns"R.E.P.L.I.C.A"
and down the side of mine say's desert eagle.50 D.E.S.E.R.T.E.A.G.L.E .50"
CRAFT
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From: The Muddy Wasteland that is the Thames Estuary
"Its tip top..just not sure about the colour"
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"I'm sorry but I have not got my bi-noc-u-lars with me"
******
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"Would everybody stop getting shot"
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[Edited by jimbrit - 2/19/2002 8:24:33 PM]
or
"I'm sorry but I have not got my bi-noc-u-lars with me"
******
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"Would everybody stop getting shot"
LSTSB
[Edited by jimbrit - 2/19/2002 8:24:33 PM]
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From: Kingston ( Surrey, not Jamaica )
"Hell has no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
"Fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering"
"Did he say blessed are the cheesemakers?"
"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow. You cannot pass!"
and many, many more...
[Edited by stevem2k - 2/19/2002 11:31:18 PM]
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
"Fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering"
"Did he say blessed are the cheesemakers?"
"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow. You cannot pass!"
and many, many more...
[Edited by stevem2k - 2/19/2002 11:31:18 PM]
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Forgot a film quote last post.....
EC "Why don't you suck my *****?"
Mr G "ERIC! What did you say?"
EC "Oh, I'm sorry," gets megaphone "I SAID "WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY *****?" MR GARISON" -> SP the movie...
Was on the floor for 10mins after.... Bl00dy funny.
Can we change the thread from best film quotes, to "good" film quotes, so that we can ligitamatly post more than one quote? please
EC "Why don't you suck my *****?"
Mr G "ERIC! What did you say?"
EC "Oh, I'm sorry," gets megaphone "I SAID "WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY *****?" MR GARISON" -> SP the movie...
Was on the floor for 10mins after.... Bl00dy funny.
Can we change the thread from best film quotes, to "good" film quotes, so that we can ligitamatly post more than one quote?
please
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From: Arborfield, Berkshire
Hmm I could be here all day listing classics from dumb and dumber but here's the top 4:
Harry: "Lloyd u sold my dead bird Petie?"
Lloyd: "Harry, I took care of it"
(Pans out to show blind kid in wheelchair petting a dead budgie that has its head celotaped on and whispering "Here pretty bird, polly want a cracker?".
Harry: "Hmm I guess the rockies aint that rocky?"
Lloyd: "Yeah"
Harry: "That John Denver is full of sh*t"
Harry (after playing a prank on some redneck locals): "Lloyd that was amazing - howd you think of that?"
Lloyd: "I saw it on a police programme once"
Harry: "So let me guess they got away scott free?"
Lloyd "Nah man, the police found them at the end of the road with their throats slit....its was a classic dude?"
Lloyd (in the van on the way to Aspen when they pick up the hitman dude): "Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
(He then proceeds to produce the highest pitch screech ever which had me in stitches for hours).
Harry: "Lloyd u sold my dead bird Petie?"
Lloyd: "Harry, I took care of it"
(Pans out to show blind kid in wheelchair petting a dead budgie that has its head celotaped on and whispering "Here pretty bird, polly want a cracker?".
Harry: "Hmm I guess the rockies aint that rocky?"
Lloyd: "Yeah"
Harry: "That John Denver is full of sh*t"
Harry (after playing a prank on some redneck locals): "Lloyd that was amazing - howd you think of that?"
Lloyd: "I saw it on a police programme once"
Harry: "So let me guess they got away scott free?"
Lloyd "Nah man, the police found them at the end of the road with their throats slit....its was a classic dude?"
Lloyd (in the van on the way to Aspen when they pick up the hitman dude): "Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
(He then proceeds to produce the highest pitch screech ever which had me in stitches for hours).
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"Ah I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all the excitement back there I kinda lost count myself. But seeing how this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, which could blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya? Punk."
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'hes not the messiah - hes just a very nuaghty boy' - Life of Brian, which also contains the funniest scene setting subtitle
'On a mountain
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One Saturday afternoon
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just after teatime.'
'On a mountain
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just after teatime.'