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I had a mate at school called Slapper Tom. 
When we were seven, we’d been playing army in the garden using balloons as weapons. After they’d all burst, he got some more and we carried on with the game.
His mum suddenly went ballistic – because, of course, they weren't balloons, they were condoms he’d got out of his parents’ bedroom. So far so innocent, kids etc.
Except, that was, until Tom decided we should go back for more. So we all trooped up to their bedroom and began rummaging through their wardrobe and bedside table. What we found was a perv’s treasure trove: whips, chains, dog collars, rubber gear, ****** and god knows what else. Cue the sight of a dozen seven-year-olds, gigglingy dressed in various S&M gear, being chased around the house by a red-faced mother.
Of course, it was eight years before we realised this wasn’t just fun dressing-up – when someone remembered what had happened in an A-level English lesson. From that point on Tom’s fate was sealed, as we all decided that, ******* hell Tom, your mother’s a slapper…
When we were seven, we’d been playing army in the garden using balloons as weapons. After they’d all burst, he got some more and we carried on with the game.
His mum suddenly went ballistic – because, of course, they weren't balloons, they were condoms he’d got out of his parents’ bedroom. So far so innocent, kids etc.
Except, that was, until Tom decided we should go back for more. So we all trooped up to their bedroom and began rummaging through their wardrobe and bedside table. What we found was a perv’s treasure trove: whips, chains, dog collars, rubber gear, ****** and god knows what else. Cue the sight of a dozen seven-year-olds, gigglingy dressed in various S&M gear, being chased around the house by a red-faced mother.
Of course, it was eight years before we realised this wasn’t just fun dressing-up – when someone remembered what had happened in an A-level English lesson. From that point on Tom’s fate was sealed, as we all decided that, ******* hell Tom, your mother’s a slapper…
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I had a mate at school called Slapper Tom.
When we were seven, we’d been playing army in the garden using balloons as weapons. After they’d all burst, he got some more and we carried on with the game.
His mum suddenly went ballistic – because, of course, they weren't balloons, they were condoms he’d got out of his parents’ bedroom. So far so innocent, kids etc.
Except, that was, until Tom decided we should go back for more. So we all trooped up to their bedroom and began rummaging through their wardrobe and bedside table. What we found was a perv’s treasure trove: whips, chains, dog collars, rubber gear, ****** and god knows what else. Cue the sight of a dozen seven-year-olds, gigglingy dressed in various S&M gear, being chased around the house by a red-faced mother.
Of course, it was eight years before we realised this wasn’t just fun dressing-up – when someone remembered what had happened in an A-level English lesson. From that point on Tom’s fate was sealed, as we all decided that, ******* hell Tom, your mother’s a slapper…
When we were seven, we’d been playing army in the garden using balloons as weapons. After they’d all burst, he got some more and we carried on with the game.
His mum suddenly went ballistic – because, of course, they weren't balloons, they were condoms he’d got out of his parents’ bedroom. So far so innocent, kids etc.
Except, that was, until Tom decided we should go back for more. So we all trooped up to their bedroom and began rummaging through their wardrobe and bedside table. What we found was a perv’s treasure trove: whips, chains, dog collars, rubber gear, ****** and god knows what else. Cue the sight of a dozen seven-year-olds, gigglingy dressed in various S&M gear, being chased around the house by a red-faced mother.
Of course, it was eight years before we realised this wasn’t just fun dressing-up – when someone remembered what had happened in an A-level English lesson. From that point on Tom’s fate was sealed, as we all decided that, ******* hell Tom, your mother’s a slapper…
DCI, you are going down
I was a speccy four eyed gimp for years, wore the worst looking glasses, then had contacts and finally laser surgery. Best thing I have had done ever (well apart from the ***** enlargement procedure but that is a different story )
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I'll get in before Claire does, PICS
I wear glasses and am so, so offended by the thread title....
Well, actually, perhaps not, however I would rather be a Speccy **** than big girly infractor, I don't know how to infract, I don't want to and wouldn't even if I did.
Well, actually, perhaps not, however I would rather be a Speccy **** than big girly infractor, I don't know how to infract, I don't want to and wouldn't even if I did.
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Although don't expect any sympathy from webbie, cos he wears glasses
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