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That's a quality fart coming into play. Nothing more, nothing less.

Can't get away with these at home.

fatherpierre

I'm a CID detective in the Met Police

She stank, I told her, she explained..............

little-ginge

Or just hand one of these over prior to interviewing the smelly oiks

Lee247

Its when the arm moves from the steering wheel, the truth is out. Unless he is removing his wedgie

Lee247

CID, Cover In Disinfectant. That would have helped

little-ginge

I had to tell someone that once.. only it didn't come out to well..

Me: I've been asked to bring something to your attention..

Employee: oh..?

Me: erm well yes, your colleagues have made several complaint and have made me aware that you erm.. seem to, erm... well stink



Tactfulness was never a strength of mine lol

fatherpierre

Boom boom

Lee247

Think we've gone a bit off topic

Stinky people should not drive cars, there, back to normal

little-ginge

Sorry - it was FP's fault

People who continually reach into their passenger footwell or into the back seats for something... normally a ***

Lee247

Poor FP, can you imagine being stuck in an interview room with a right stinker


I bet many a crash has been caused by mining the nostril

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I believe that the clutch being depressed with a slight lean towards the off side mirror is a pretty good sign of a blinding fart.

If the arms are moving, then there's trouble somewhere.... Or a corker has been produced and everyone needs to know.

Lee247

Is that when the windows go down

little-ginge

Sounds like the voice of experience

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I'd have thought so.

Lee247

Right, I'll keep an eye out for the nose picking, farter, whose windows keep going up and down

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Never needed to wave my arms in panic. Yet.

Bubba po

FPMSL!!

ScoobyWon't

So are convertibles for people with real gas producion problems? It must be bad if you have to remove the whole roof to get rid of the smell