Political Correctness Rant
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As a white person who isn't actually persil white but rather a mixture of a beige creamy pink colour I feel the use of the phase 'pink sheep' highly offensive. Especially as I hail from Wales. The sheep here are all covered in their own Sh*t anyway so it shoud be 'bah bah brown sheep'
I wonder if the PC brigade are interested in my feelings? I won't hold my breath.
I wonder if the PC brigade are interested in my feelings? I won't hold my breath.
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isn't also the case you can't say Manhole cover - it's now inspection hatch due to sexism?
i guess personchester will be next instead of Manchester
as for ba ba black sheep - isn't there a beer called Black Sheep?
i guess personchester will be next instead of Manchester
as for ba ba black sheep - isn't there a beer called Black Sheep?
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Fabians, liberty, anti-**** league and the like.......................there crippling this country almost killed it.
racism is at its worst now than ever before this is down to things such as not being allowed to say bah bah BLACK sheep
These PC pratt's create more problems than they solve
racism is at its worst now than ever before this is down to things such as not being allowed to say bah bah BLACK sheep
These PC pratt's create more problems than they solve
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Fabians, liberty, anti-**** league and the like.......................there crippling this country almost killed it.
racism is at its worst now than ever before this is down to things such as not being allowed to say bah bah BLACK sheep
These PC pratt's create more problems than they solve
racism is at its worst now than ever before this is down to things such as not being allowed to say bah bah BLACK sheep
These PC pratt's create more problems than they solve
Ditto.
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Bah Bah Pink Sheep - I was appaulled when my 2 yo daughter came home singing that, however there is also a green sheep, blue sheep etc too. The differences are the verses e.g.
Bah bah pink sheep have you any cotton?
No sir, no sir, its all gone rotten
None for the goose, none for the fox,
and none for the little boy with holes in his socks
Now when my little one came home she couldn't remember it all apart from the pink bit. But she knew the whole verse to bah bah black sheep (that they do sing as well) so started singing
Bah bah pink sheep have you any wool?
So hopefully SS23 you can sleep a teeny bit better tonight
Bah bah pink sheep have you any cotton?
No sir, no sir, its all gone rotten
None for the goose, none for the fox,
and none for the little boy with holes in his socks
Now when my little one came home she couldn't remember it all apart from the pink bit. But she knew the whole verse to bah bah black sheep (that they do sing as well) so started singing
Bah bah pink sheep have you any wool?
So hopefully SS23 you can sleep a teeny bit better tonight
No sir, no sir, its all gone
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as a whitey i laughed at the joke about the white guy who tied a brick to the end of his **** to try and get it the same as the blackmans, only to end up being a small **** still but black in colour!!
Who gives a s h i t though ? really?
Who gives a s h i t though ? really?
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Man is being prosecuted in Chester Crown Court for unnatural acts with a sheep. Prosecuting counsel wants to get away for an early bath so he says to the defence barrister that a guilty plea from the defendant for attempting the said act would be acceptable to the Crown and the defendant would probably get away with a modest fine.
Defence barrister refuses to accept the offer. 'Why not?' asks the prosecutor.
'Well, if my client pleads guilty to attempt he will never be able to show his face in the pub again.'
Prosecuting counsel looks puzzled
'Just imagine', says defence counsel, 'the things people would say ....'
Prosecuting counsel looks even more puzzled
'..... here comes Dai - can't even **** a sheep'
Defence barrister refuses to accept the offer. 'Why not?' asks the prosecutor.
'Well, if my client pleads guilty to attempt he will never be able to show his face in the pub again.'
Prosecuting counsel looks puzzled
'Just imagine', says defence counsel, 'the things people would say ....'
Prosecuting counsel looks even more puzzled
'..... here comes Dai - can't even **** a sheep'
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Met Black Police Association - Working to make changes for the better - Thats ridiculous
Imagine a white version of this!
Imagine a white version of this!
Ban bbc aisian network, ban any kind of racial segragation thats singles out any colour/religion you cant have one rule for one and one for another
Make sure every single program and advert has 1, white,1 black 1 asian 1chinky 1, 1of every one or i will complain to equal rights human rights red cross tony blair everyone!!!
this fecking country is by retards end of!
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This is a joke and no offence is intended.
An aeroplane is about to crash land the pilot decides to lighten the load by asking some passengers to jump out. 'Right' he addresses the passengers 'we shall do this alphabetically'. First the Africans then Blacks then the Coons'. A little black lad looks at his dad and says 'we're Africans aren't we dad?' His father replies 'No lad we're Zulus and don't you forget it!'
An aeroplane is about to crash land the pilot decides to lighten the load by asking some passengers to jump out. 'Right' he addresses the passengers 'we shall do this alphabetically'. First the Africans then Blacks then the Coons'. A little black lad looks at his dad and says 'we're Africans aren't we dad?' His father replies 'No lad we're Zulus and don't you forget it!'
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Met Black Police Association - Working to make changes for the better - Thats ridiculous
Imagine a white version of this!
Imagine a white version of this!
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This is a joke and no offence is intended.
An aeroplane is about to crash land the pilot decides to lighten the load by asking some passengers to jump out. 'Right' he addresses the passengers 'we shall do this alphabetically'. First the Africans then Blacks then the Coons'. A little black lad looks at his dad and says 'we're Africans aren't we dad?' His father replies 'No lad we're Zulus and don't you forget it!'
An aeroplane is about to crash land the pilot decides to lighten the load by asking some passengers to jump out. 'Right' he addresses the passengers 'we shall do this alphabetically'. First the Africans then Blacks then the Coons'. A little black lad looks at his dad and says 'we're Africans aren't we dad?' His father replies 'No lad we're Zulus and don't you forget it!'
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I hate this country. I'm not saying any more. If I start I won't stop this side of 1000 words and I'll absolutely say something to get me infracted.
P.S. In 95% of cases "victims" choose to be "victims" IMHO.
P.S. In 95% of cases "victims" choose to be "victims" IMHO.
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I hate this PC rubbish, the baa baa black sheep rhyme has always got my goat (meeeh ).
What is racist about that?
I mean if the rhyme went something along the lines of this:
"Yo, Yo, bro', Yo got any cotton foo'?
Nah ***** no, but I got lots a hoes for you.
Bust a cap in the white man, bust a cap in his biatch
And bust a cap in the little boy 'cos he'll grow an' become a racist biggot"
There would be plenty cause for complaint...word.
What is racist about that?
I mean if the rhyme went something along the lines of this:
"Yo, Yo, bro', Yo got any cotton foo'?
Nah ***** no, but I got lots a hoes for you.
Bust a cap in the white man, bust a cap in his biatch
And bust a cap in the little boy 'cos he'll grow an' become a racist biggot"
There would be plenty cause for complaint...word.
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I hate this PC rubbish, the baa baa black sheep rhyme has always got my goat (meeeh ).
What is racist about that?
I mean if the rhyme went something along the lines of this:
"Yo, Yo, bro', Yo got any cotton foo'?
Nah ***** no, but I got lots a hoes for you.
Bust a cap in the white man, bust a cap in his biatch
And bust a cap in the little boy 'cos he'll grow an' become a racist biggot"
There would be plenty cause for complaint...word.
What is racist about that?
I mean if the rhyme went something along the lines of this:
"Yo, Yo, bro', Yo got any cotton foo'?
Nah ***** no, but I got lots a hoes for you.
Bust a cap in the white man, bust a cap in his biatch
And bust a cap in the little boy 'cos he'll grow an' become a racist biggot"
There would be plenty cause for complaint...word.
RTM for not "Keepin it reel!"
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