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24 December 2001, 09:29 AM
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Nice one Bob
But lets not use the D word as it goes hand in hand with CSA
I mean it is Christmas & good will to all
Anyway even our son Harrison (6 yrs old) has joined in the fun now
5am this morning he decides to decorate his bedroom with all he had digested yesterday. Joan leaping out of bed at the sound of our son expelling said content over Bed, Floor & toys manages to scratch my eye and nose. So now I look like I have been in a cat fight. Or did she grab the oppertunity put before her to seek her revenge
It took me an hour to clear up the mess and by then Joan and Harrison had got into our bed and were fast asleep. So I went down stairs had a cuppa and watched TV.
Anyway Joan and I are knackered and his as right as rain this morning
All the Best
Pete
But lets not use the D word as it goes hand in hand with CSA
I mean it is Christmas & good will to all
Anyway even our son Harrison (6 yrs old) has joined in the fun now
5am this morning he decides to decorate his bedroom with all he had digested yesterday. Joan leaping out of bed at the sound of our son expelling said content over Bed, Floor & toys manages to scratch my eye and nose. So now I look like I have been in a cat fight. Or did she grab the oppertunity put before her to seek her revenge
It took me an hour to clear up the mess and by then Joan and Harrison had got into our bed and were fast asleep. So I went down stairs had a cuppa and watched TV.
Anyway Joan and I are knackered and his as right as rain this morning
All the Best
Pete
24 December 2001, 03:08 PM
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This is one of the best things i have EVER read on here!!!............its time you kissed and "made up" now though...........maybe. 
HAPPY XMAS PEEPS.
Even though im still at bloody work!.
[Edited by Shaolin - 12/24/2001 3:09:34 PM]
HAPPY XMAS PEEPS.
Even though im still at bloody work!.
[Edited by Shaolin - 12/24/2001 3:09:34 PM]
24 December 2001, 07:43 PM
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Wow
Looks like I will be celibate in 2002
Although she never mentioned which christmas
one lives in hope
2002 will be rembered as the year my leg overs were halved
(Get it from 1 to none as it was birthdays only (mine))
Well Merry Christmas all and don't be too disapointed Joan
All the Best
Pete
Looks like I will be celibate in 2002
Although she never mentioned which christmas
one lives in hope
2002 will be rembered as the year my leg overs were halved
(Get it from 1 to none as it was birthdays only (mine))
Well Merry Christmas all and don't be too disapointed Joan
All the Best
Pete
25 December 2001, 09:20 AM
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Thanks to Mr Cookie I now have another nail in me coffin as Joan has gone [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] this morning demanding to know who Jean is (see Mr Cookie's thread)
So in a quick reply I said Oh just someone I know with a Peugeot 206
You guessed it Joan didn't get her 206 and I may not get my Christmas Dinner
Have a good one all
Pete
PS It ain't over yet......
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/25/2001 9:21:10 AM]
(see Mr Cookie's thread)So in a quick reply I said Oh just someone I know with a Peugeot 206
You guessed it Joan didn't get her 206 and I may not get my Christmas Dinner
Have a good one all
Pete
PS It ain't over yet......
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/25/2001 9:21:10 AM]
26 December 2001, 10:08 AM
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Hey Hey
Joan has got her Peugeot 206. I really pushed the boat out and got her the 206 rally special.
I thought she would be pleased, but no!
Wot's wrong with an airfix kit, they always gave me hours of fun
Pete (not yet dead & still intact)
Joan has got her Peugeot 206. I really pushed the boat out and got her the 206 rally special.
I thought she would be pleased, but no!
Wot's wrong with an airfix kit, they always gave me hours of fun
Pete (not yet dead & still intact)
29 December 2001, 02:13 PM
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Peter(poor thing) has got a headache, just been to Enfield Town shopping and he didn`t stop moaning about how cold it was.(shame).
Yes, I`ve told him he didn`t have to come.......two simple solutions........put me back on the insurance, which is £200 or there abouts, or GET ME MY 206.
My answer awaits!
Joan.
Yes, I`ve told him he didn`t have to come.......two simple solutions........put me back on the insurance, which is £200 or there abouts, or GET ME MY 206.
My answer awaits!
Joan.
29 December 2001, 06:47 PM
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You bludy selfish pig, next time you want me for something (or anything) go WHISTLE. And I wont say where!
Joan. [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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29 December 2001, 09:41 PM
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NBW
Keep it up mate
Joan takes every oppertunity at having a dig. Now when we are out she plays spot the 206 and boy are they as common as muck
I have seen more 206's than i've had ***** or every likely to have Joan?
Pete
Keep it up mate
Joan takes every oppertunity at having a dig. Now when we are out she plays spot the 206 and boy are they as common as muck
I have seen more 206's than i've had *****
or every likely to have Joan?Pete
29 December 2001, 10:12 PM
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Forget that one, I don`t want him anywhere near me till I get my car.
Thanks for the offer of torturous things, but he got quite excited, he thought he was going to have two of us torturing him.
Still, keeps the poor lad going.
Joan.
Thanks for the offer of torturous things, but he got quite excited, he thought he was going to have two of us torturing him.
Still, keeps the poor lad going.
Joan.
30 December 2001, 10:51 AM
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Typical bludy women changes her mind more times than I change me socks
206, Vitara, 206, Vitara, Shopping Trolley, 206, Vitara
Pete
206, Vitara, 206, Vitara, Shopping Trolley, 206, Vitara
Pete
30 December 2001, 02:52 PM
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Pete - LOL.
And watch out for the bank account.
......Sorry, that's probably already been done. I forgot the sneaky thing when getting married, what's your is hers and whats hers stays hers.
Good luck Pete - Rootin' for you. Betcha never realised upright kitchen appliances could cause so much trouble.
P.
And watch out for the bank account.
......Sorry, that's probably already been done.
I forgot the sneaky thing when getting married, what's your is hers and whats hers stays hers.Good luck Pete - Rootin' for you.
Betcha never realised upright kitchen appliances could cause so much trouble. P.
03 January 2002, 10:06 PM
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Sorry to bring this up again but HE has changed my passwords (since having the ADSL thingy installed) on my sites so that I can`t reply to anyone. Got it sorted now Peter, you didn`t think I could do it, did you?
Joan.
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03 January 2002, 10:26 PM
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Don`t be daft, He gives me excuse after excuse. I even made him come out of his PC room tonight to watch `Men & Motors`, they had a review of the Peugeot 206, he just sat there, didn`t say a word.
When it finished he went back upstairs and haven`t heard from him since, do you think I should go and check on him?............nah, he`s worth more dead and a great big lump sum from BT!!
Joan.
He gives me excuse after excuse. I even made him come out of his PC room tonight to watch `Men & Motors`, they had a review of the Peugeot 206, he just sat there, didn`t say a word.When it finished he went back upstairs and haven`t heard from him since, do you think I should go and check on him?............nah, he`s worth more dead and a great big lump sum from BT!!
Joan.
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