Dodgy Hubby?
22 December 2001, 07:17 PM
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Peter, get off this pc and find a way to get me that car.
If my car don`t get here for Christmas.....you`ll be sorrry!
MOVE IT.
Joan.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
If my car don`t get here for Christmas.....you`ll be sorrry!
MOVE IT.
Joan.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
22 December 2001, 08:52 PM
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Oh dear.....Peugeot 206
- had a GTI last year, could only stand it for 3 months and got rid of it - absolute bag of sh1te - Joan, you can do better than that
- had a GTI last year, could only stand it for 3 months and got rid of it - absolute bag of sh1te - Joan, you can do better than that
23 December 2001, 09:04 AM
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ROTFLMAO 
The best!
Happy Christmas Pete and Joan - lokking forward to the next episode....
....Pete, mate, tell her if she wants to drive a Subaru, the a Justy is just like a baby Impreza, but smaller so women have less chance of hitting something
Trout
The best!
Happy Christmas Pete and Joan - lokking forward to the next episode....
....Pete, mate, tell her if she wants to drive a Subaru, the a Justy is just like a baby Impreza, but smaller so women have less chance of hitting something
Trout
23 December 2001, 10:52 AM
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Well
Another day dawn's and I am still here.
The laxative powder turned out to be a hoax.
Dave, Her choice the Peugeot 206 ? I was thinking more along the lines of a motorised shopping trolley
Mind you some women seem to have more accidents with shopping trolley's than when driving cars
Trout, Merry Christmas m8.
Well last night I came to bed to find myself relegated to the boy's bed as he was in with the wife
Did she plan this 
Joan, you ain't getting no car this side of the New Year. So don't build your hopes up and if you remove the privilages you will never get one. (That's the Male chauvinist coming out)
Round 3 starts......
Merry Christmas to All
(Thought I would say it now before Joan gets to me)
Pete
Another day dawn's and I am still here.
The laxative powder turned out to be a hoax.
Dave, Her choice the Peugeot 206 ? I was thinking more along the lines of a motorised shopping trolley
Mind you some women seem to have more accidents with shopping trolley's than when driving cars
Trout, Merry Christmas m8.
Well last night I came to bed to find myself relegated to the boy's bed as he was in with the wife
Did she plan this Joan, you ain't getting no car this side of the New Year. So don't build your hopes up and if you remove the privilages you will never get one.
(That's the Male chauvinist coming out)Round 3 starts......
Merry Christmas to All
(Thought I would say it now before Joan gets to me)
Pete
23 December 2001, 01:11 PM
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Wow how 
Over 1000 views at Joan's attempt at getting me to buy her a car.
All because her best m8 has just got one.
Well Scoobynet community I will not, why should I... or should I
Lets put it to the vote if this get enough responses from you guy's telling me I should with reason's then who know's
Joan, It's up to them
I think I will win this
Pete
Over 1000 views at Joan's attempt at getting me to buy her a car.
All because her best m8 has just got one.
Well Scoobynet community I will not, why should I... or should I
Lets put it to the vote if this get enough responses from you guy's telling me I should with reason's then who know's
Joan, It's up to them
I think I will win this
Pete
23 December 2001, 01:22 PM
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Peter, I mean it,[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] if I don`t get that car, then I am going on strike and will not be doing anymore of the "womens jobs" as you call them. So when you go back to work you`ll have to iron your own shirts, wash them, and get your own dinner (if your toast was anything to go by this morning...God help you!)
So, unless you want to live like a single bloke AGAIN, I`d put your tight fisted hand in that nice fat wallet and cough up exactly £8,295.
And another three words for you pal.....Child Support Agency.
JOAN.
So, unless you want to live like a single bloke AGAIN, I`d put your tight fisted hand in that nice fat wallet and cough up exactly £8,295.And another three words for you pal.....Child Support Agency.
JOAN.
23 December 2001, 01:35 PM
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Hi
Well she did not pick up on the STI7 comments
Still sticking to wanting a shopping trolley (opps sorry 206)
She's easily pleased... (I know that's why she married me)
But she still ain't getting it.
I am not convinced... What has Joan done to deserve it
Pete
Well she did not pick up on the STI7 comments
Still sticking to wanting a shopping trolley (opps sorry 206)
She's easily pleased... (I know that's why she married me)
But she still ain't getting it.
I am not convinced... What has Joan done to deserve it
Pete
23 December 2001, 01:35 PM
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Good to see the new "Moderator" is taking a totally unbiased view of the situation!
Pete - why not just fork out for the extra bit of insurance cover?
Or is it too late?
Pete
Pete - why not just fork out for the extra bit of insurance cover?
Or is it too late?
Pete
23 December 2001, 01:39 PM
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Well there you go, the extra insurance would only be £200. But, no, being a pig ignorant bloke, that he is, he can`t have that can he, HE doesn`t want a female driving HIS precious car. So, now he HAS to spend an extra £8,095 on MY OWN CAR.
Joan.
But, no, being a pig ignorant bloke, that he is, he can`t have that can he, HE doesn`t want a female driving HIS precious car. So, now he HAS to spend an extra £8,095 on MY OWN CAR.Joan.
23 December 2001, 02:14 PM
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This is now getting to me. There's a principle at stake...
She ONLY wants the bludy thing cos er m8's got one and why should I fork out £200 on my insurence just to make her feel good (that's gun'er hurt)
Thought of the day!
Why do women get married in white... so they match all the other kitchen appliences
Women belong in the home
Flame suit on
Pete (still intact)
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/23/2001 2:15:45 PM]
She ONLY wants the bludy thing cos er m8's got one and why should I fork out £200 on my insurence just to make her feel good (that's gun'er hurt)
Thought of the day!
Why do women get married in white... so they match all the other kitchen appliences
Women belong in the home
Flame suit on
Pete (still intact)
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/23/2001 2:15:45 PM]
23 December 2001, 03:21 PM
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Well that's done it
The kitchen applience is broke (did'nt get any lunch)
and Joan say's it'll cost £8500 to fix
I am in deep **** since last post and probably not just with the wife
Pete
The kitchen applience is broke (did'nt get any lunch)
and Joan say's it'll cost £8500 to fix
I am in deep **** since last post and probably not just with the wife
Pete
23 December 2001, 03:33 PM
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LOL
Pete, um, tough **** and all that, but we all know where this is gonna end (hint: they are called dealers)
But, my question was: do you guys do pics or vid ? (in this multimedia day & age)
Pete, um, tough **** and all that, but we all know where this is gonna end (hint: they are called dealers)
But, my question was: do you guys do pics or vid ? (in this multimedia day & age)
23 December 2001, 03:56 PM
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Getting bitchy are we?
These are just for you male chauvinists.
Men are like....Newborn babies.....They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like..... Laxatives.....They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like.....Popcorn....They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snow storms.....You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
That`s just a few, looks like we`re in for a long night AGAIN
YOU BLUDY RSEHOLE...didn`t see that before[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
REGARDS JOAN
These are just for you male chauvinists.
Men are like....Newborn babies.....They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like..... Laxatives.....They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like.....Popcorn....They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snow storms.....You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
That`s just a few, looks like we`re in for a long night AGAIN
YOU BLUDY RSEHOLE...didn`t see that before[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
REGARDS JOAN
23 December 2001, 06:05 PM
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Oooh, I`m gonna go mad.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
O.K then....`For Sale...One floor standing kitchen appliance....Any offers that will be acceptable.`
Joan.
O.K then....`For Sale...One floor standing kitchen appliance....Any offers that will be acceptable.`
Joan.
23 December 2001, 07:10 PM
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Can I just add
Hardly Used
This is an early model and has no volume control
Has Auto programs. Set before leaving for work, On return Ironing, Washing, Hoovering Completed and if correctly set Dinner.
This item has however high running costs
Servicing seems to be rare
Offers please
Pete
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/23/2001 7:12:41 PM]
Hardly Used
This is an early model and has no volume control
Has Auto programs. Set before leaving for work, On return Ironing, Washing, Hoovering Completed and if correctly set Dinner.
This item has however high running costs
Servicing seems to be rare
Offers please
Pete
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/23/2001 7:12:41 PM]
23 December 2001, 07:57 PM
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Peter
You gonna make this personal then pal?
I won`t mention the metal plate in your head, the iron rod up you dick, the **** up your rse, better sleep in the single bed tonight boy, cos you definitely ain`t getting in MY bed tonight. Better still, take the sleeping bag and go and sleep in your precious SUBARU.
If I don`t see you before then MERRY CHRISTMAS
JOAN.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
[Edited by JoanUK300 - 12/23/2001 8:00:08 PM]
23 December 2001, 08:16 PM
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She loves me really
rod in me d1ck.......How would you know
Anyway dear keep it clean this is a family show
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/23/2001 8:17:22 PM]
rod in me d1ck.......How would you know
Anyway dear keep it clean this is a family show
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/23/2001 8:17:22 PM]