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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 11:46 PM
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I standard gearbox with special, special sauce!

Don't count your chickens Shaun!
well thats ruined that hasnt it!!!!
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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 04:22 AM
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I don't count chickens..... just 1st place SL/SSO Champion Handling Trophies! The one on my mantelpiece is getting lonely and needs another friend to talk to!
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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 09:16 AM
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Some of us just pull strings and get a WRC driver to make a turd a winning turd! It's still a turd though!


Can I get the Stig to drive my car then?
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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by webmaster


I don't count chickens..... just 1st place SL/SSO Champion Handling Trophies! The one on my mantelpiece is getting lonely and needs another friend to talk to!

Shouldnt it be firmly on Dirks mantlepiece ya big cheat?
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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 10:40 AM
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Look mate.... I'm running the show!!!!!!!!!!


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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by webmaster
Look mate.... I'm running the show!!!!!!!!!!


As you are not driving, get yourself down the shops and just buy a trophy then!

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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 11:57 AM
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Who said I wasnt driving?!?!?
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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 11:57 AM
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Who said that!
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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 12:15 PM
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Well if you are driving I might be interested in a private wager between us!
And it wont be V5 forms, I wouldn't want to see you getting the bus everyday!

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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by webmaster
I will try the John Felstead approach this year........ hold on though he gave it the large one last year and didnt even get in the top 10!!!


I hadnt had my wheatabix
the wind was blowing from the west
i left my white stick and guide dog at home
my tyre presures were too high
my tyre presures were too low
my head had heat soak
my intercooler hadnt had a hair cut
















But mainly my car was pile of **** just purchased before the event.
It isnt anymore, you are all toast, if i can make it that is.
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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 05:02 PM
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roflol I Knew we could all rely on John for the ultimate comedy value in this thread!
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 01:53 PM
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Shaun wont take the bet, it was offered on 22B a while back, but he conveniently side stepped it

So Shaun, what you driving on Saturday and Sunday then?
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Old Apr 4, 2007 | 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by webmaster
Look mate.... I'm running the show!!!!!!!!!!
From what i've heard you couldn't run a bath

Remember, anything over 300BHP this weekend is cheating and will be grassed to the scrotumeers, along with homs using methanol
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Old Apr 5, 2007 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by P20SPD
Shaun wont take the bet, it was offered on 22B a while back, but he conveniently side stepped it

So Shaun, what you driving on Saturday and Sunday then?
I have heard he is not attending. Apparently he couldn't find someone to drive his car!
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Old Apr 9, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Buckrogers
I have heard he is not attending. Apparently he couldn't find someone to drive his car!
I heard a rumour that Shaun's been on the phone asking Morgan Freeman if he's available
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Old Apr 11, 2007 | 12:35 PM
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roflol
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Old Apr 11, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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Only POOFS give Banter??
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Old Apr 11, 2007 | 06:06 PM
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Sorry.... your not in the gang as you havent got a competitor tag!
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Old Apr 12, 2007 | 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by webmaster
Sorry.... your not in the gang as you havent got a competitor tag!
Neither are you coz your not fast enough

Joe.....
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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 05:50 PM
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Says he to the one that owns the "ScoobyLive Champion Handling" 2006 car!
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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 06:41 PM
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yeah note, "owns", but didnt drive.....

i "own" AND "drove" the fastest car round the circuit on the day, i dont go bleeting on about it though do i!

I "own" a lot of things, doesnt mean squat though does it.....












that reminds me, i must congratulate myself again on having the fastest car round the course last year..........ahh yes, what a smashing day.......

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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 07:35 PM
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Can i bring the M3? might not be as quick as the scoob (it is atm) but it may well be more fun drifting round
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Old Apr 13, 2007 | 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by P20SPD
Can i bring the M3? might not be as quick as the scoob (it is atm) but it may well be more fun drifting round
If your taking your M3, i want to take mine then
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 12:19 AM
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I'll be taking the A1 for a bit then relying on sat nav
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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Neilo,
Now, now...... calm down. Just because some of the cars entering this year will probably mean you won't even get in the top 5, that is no need to throw a temper tantrum!

Oh so true about the fastest lap........ unfortunatly you dont win a trophy for that! Did I tell you before I have a nice trophy at home from last years ScoobyLive event!!!
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 12:55 PM
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Steve,
You could always bring it with you and ask SDB to take you out for a passenger ride in around the handling strip...... just dont have any food beforehand!
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by P20SPD
Can i bring the M3? might not be as quick as the scoob (it is atm) but it may well be more fun drifting round
No crappy overpriced beemers allowed please!!!!!......
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by webmaster
Oh so true about the fastest lap........ unfortunatly you dont win a trophy for that! Did I tell you before I have a nice trophy at home from last years ScoobyLive event!!!
Nope? please tell me aaaaaaall about it
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 07:26 PM
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roflol
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 07:38 PM
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besides, i did get 2 trophys from last year.....

1 for fastest lap and 1 for fastest non tuner entry.....so im one up on you in the trophy stakes then
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