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Old 25 February 2007, 12:27 AM
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Thought I'd start one for this year so we can all slag each other off and spout crap........
Old 25 February 2007, 11:37 AM
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Old 25 February 2007, 12:13 PM
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ooh ooh can i play?

Your all crap.

if you disagree Dill your car gets it....
Old 25 February 2007, 01:50 PM
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Wheres my tag. Im sad
Old 25 February 2007, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Neilo
ooh ooh can i play?

Your all crap.
if you disagree Dill your car gets it....
screw you smeg licker, you can walk next saturday
Old 25 February 2007, 06:56 PM
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you can walk from the airport then....
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You purple topped engined ponce

(threads coming along nicely )
Old 26 February 2007, 02:49 PM
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aw aw i think i might like this thread
Old 26 February 2007, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Dill_typeR
You purple topped engined ponce

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Enjoy your walk
Old 02 March 2007, 01:18 AM
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Watch it Neil, don't forget you're venturing North of the divide in May, bring some warm clothing, and a brollie
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Banter as much as you like..... my car is going to WALK the handling this year!
Old 06 March 2007, 06:43 PM
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not if your hands are on the wheel shaun.....
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Regardless of who "Stig" will be this year (somebody that can REALLY drive will be piloting the car on the handling), I am arrogantly confident that car and driver will trounce all!



This post will self destruct on May 26th!
Old 06 March 2007, 07:19 PM
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Captain cop out strikes again!!!!

he he
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You will have to wait until the day to see who "don's" the gloves!
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Don't forget the rule that came in after last years event, no ex-professional drivers allowed
Old 06 March 2007, 08:38 PM
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Am I allowed to come along in a heavily tuned MK2 audi S3, or is it scoobies only?
Old 06 March 2007, 08:41 PM
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When you say heavily tuned ,does it mean the car has underbody neons, neon washer jets and the best mod of all dump valves!

Banny
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Originally Posted by webmaster


You will have to wait until the day to see who "don's" the gloves!
It matters not, if its not you then its a cheat

by the way did anyone take on board my idea for the overall best car? i.e. the fastest combination of 1/4 and handling? i.e. the positions attained in both disceplines to create an overall champ? seems like a no brainer to me!!!
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Originally Posted by Neilo
It matters not, if its not you then its a cheat

by the way did anyone take on board my idea for the overall best car? i.e. the fastest combination of 1/4 and handling? i.e. the positions attained in both disceplines to create an overall champ? seems like a no brainer to me!!!
I totally agree that this should be done. Only spanner in the works being splitting off the tuner types from the privateers, which I think would have to be done to save the really quick privateer cars being lost down the overall placings. Classification could be tricky - after all both Andy and Paul (for example) have fully spec'd, built and tuned their own cars and their own blood, sweat and tears are in the car but we (and Andy) are happy to admit that we have more facilities and skills for R&D than most!

Having said all that, to be honest I think those that are considered to be tuner entries could easily be decided beforehand - we did this last year when we were offering the prize for fastest non-tuner lap of the handling circuit.

Have to be honest though and say right now that I would fully expect that any privateer entry would *have* to be driven in *all* disciplines by the owner. Sorry Shaun!

Just my 25p (women need to speak more )

Liz @ Zen

PS *If* I had my own Subaru I would whoooooop you all!
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Originally Posted by banny sti
When you say heavily tuned ,does it mean the car has underbody neons, neon washer jets and the best mod of all dump valves!

Banny
I was more thinking along the lines of a flamer kit, and slammed on 12 inch rims.
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Originally Posted by webmaster
Banter as much as you like..... my car is going to WALK the handling this year!
Whilst you're walking I'll be sprinting

I take it you're in the pro-class then sean, different driver to owner, let me check the rule book
Old 07 March 2007, 07:56 AM
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If the webmaster drives he will come no where, should be agood year this year on the handling, a few suprises i think
Old 07 March 2007, 01:01 PM
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Whilst this is a banter thread, I have to make a serious comment as I agree whole-heartedly with what Liz has said.

I think it would be very unfair on the regular scooby enthusiast for non-tuner entrants to utilise the skills of a more professional/ talented driver. This could cause discontent in the community if that happened and a car won that was quite frankly not expected to.

From the tuners point of view, then it would definately work, as the event showcases their work and why not have a professional in the hot seat.

But for the general community and regular enthusiast, there should be rules that prevent this. Otherwise, what is to stop me or anyone else utilising the services of a professional race driver for £500 a day plus expenses, just to try and win an event. Where's the fun in that? This could be the downfall in a very popular event.
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Evo North,
You sure about that.....there is more than one webmaster!

And the other webmaster (me) beat one of your Evo colleagues at last years Tuner Grand Prix.... Hensteads Motorsports Yellow 550+bhp Track Prepared EVO. See practice makes all the difference!

Terry,
Please feel free to start a new thread about this if you wish..... would hate to pollute this thread with serious stuff!
Old 07 March 2007, 09:03 PM
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Terry is right tho

back on the banter.



You're all *****, there

Old 07 March 2007, 09:09 PM
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Dill,
Only one person around here is right...... and he is typing this!

Anyway... Terry is only coming out with all this, because even after all this modification work has been done, he will still get shown up by a better car and driver on the day!
Old 07 March 2007, 09:17 PM
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and then youll both be dicked on by me.....end of pro driver or not, bring it on



as you so correctly say shaun....practice makes perfect....
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So whats been Terry's excuse then?
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Originally Posted by terryb
£500 a day plus expenses
I'm your man. Won't win you anything, but I'll talk the talk


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