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Mar 7, 2007 | 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by webmaster

Evo North,
You sure about that.....there is more than one webmaster!

And the other webmaster (me) beat one of your Evo colleagues at last years Tuner Grand Prix.... Hensteads Motorsports Yellow 550+bhp Track Prepared EVO. See practice makes all the difference!

Terry,
Please feel free to start a new thread about this if you wish..... would hate to pollute this thread with serious stuff!

Banter thread mate

that henstead evo 3, is not that fast mate, only managed a 12.1 last year, not running near 550 bhp, seen the car a few times, i am joking about you, the car is very capable, not sure you are up to it though

Mar 7, 2007 | 10:16 PM

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I'm sure they wouldnt like you saying that....... but hey, it's an EVO so I dont care!

Don't under estimate my powers!!!!!

Mar 7, 2007 | 10:38 PM

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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph

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I'm sure they wouldnt like you saying that....... but hey, it's an EVO so I dont care!

Don't under overestimate my powers!!!!!

Who the cattle truck are you? Yoda? Vader? The Emperor?

The farce is strong in this one!

Mar 7, 2007 | 10:47 PM

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From: in motoring nirvana.....

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Originally Posted by webmaster

So whats been Terry's excuse then?

Shaun/ Simon

I will take great pleasure in showing your lardy arsed newage car what a properly sorted classic can do. As Neilo says - practice does make perfect, and I'm sure I'm doing a lot more of that than most

So bring it on Girls

Mar 7, 2007 | 10:57 PM

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Terry,
As they say.... you can't polish a turd, so best not take your scooby mate!

Micky,
I need someone to polish my helmet..... you fancy the drop on the day!?

Mar 7, 2007 | 11:03 PM

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From: in motoring nirvana.....

My cars for driving, not polishing - maybe you'd be more at home with the other cockpolishers in the show and shine competition

Mar 7, 2007 | 11:05 PM

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We'll see!!!

Mar 7, 2007 | 11:07 PM

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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph

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Micky,
I need someone to polish my helmet..... you fancy the drop on the day!?

Don't drive for the helmet polisher's team. They all drive EVO's

Besides, I decapitated you at TOTB

Micky

Mar 7, 2007 | 11:36 PM

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ROFLOL

Mar 29, 2007 | 07:49 PM

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From: In the workshop or under some one elses car. PROJECT RA 09 IS GO.

There`s me thinking this was going to be fun, (be gentle with me

), looking forward to meeting up with you all.

John

Mar 29, 2007 | 07:57 PM

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Eat my brake dust!!!!

Mar 29, 2007 | 08:01 PM

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is that the best you can come up with??

Mar 29, 2007 | 08:12 PM

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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph

How can someone eat Shauns brake dust if HE isn't driving

Also, OI! Shaun get my username right in that list you put up

Mar 29, 2007 | 08:19 PM

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I have NEVER said I wasnt driving!

Entry name changed.... please blame Chris Mann for that!!

Mar 29, 2007 | 08:43 PM

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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph

Muchio thankio

More likely blame my handwriting

Mar 29, 2007 | 08:50 PM

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From: Lincs

I like the new rule about anything over 330 bhp in pro class, that leaves me on my own to win, treat

Is Sean driving his own car now then or still palming it off to a man?

Mar 29, 2007 | 08:58 PM

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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph

PMSL the RR printout says less, so I guess I'm racing you

Mar 29, 2007 | 09:48 PM

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From: Lincs

ballarcks.

I'm just out for a pootle,

when i win, well thats just a bonus, brucee style.

Mar 29, 2007 | 10:06 PM

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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph

Just a nice Sunday drive out

Mar 29, 2007 | 10:20 PM

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From: oop north in a spec-c.Now sold and starting on a classic ra track/sprint/road car

Are side bets allowed,is there a prize for last cos I will go for that no problem.I see you will be in the proclass micky by 1bhp

Mar 29, 2007 | 10:30 PM

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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph

Not according to this I won't:

Pro-class my ****.

At RWYB at Elvington on the 11th was q'd up alongside the Zen car, right up to the front of the queue when a fooking bike pulled up and I had to race that

Mar 29, 2007 | 11:15 PM

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From: Lincs

i just made that bit up, but rules are subject to change, like, anyone faster than me is disqualified for dangerous driving etc, being harmful to environment, you get the picture

Mar 30, 2007 | 12:50 PM

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Some of us wont need to change the rules to win!

My car and driver combination will do that for me (on the handling)!

Now.... no WRC Rally is on that day is it!?!?

Mar 30, 2007 | 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Neilo

is that the best you can come up with??

How about I bet you your V5 my car win's the handling on the day?!?

I will try the John Felstead approach this year........ hold on though he gave it the large one last year and didnt even get in the top 10!!!

Mar 30, 2007 | 07:20 PM

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How about I bet you your V5 my car win's the handling on the day?!?

No but ill wager you a few quid on the drag if you like......something that were both crap at

(except on tuesdays....)

Mar 30, 2007 | 08:03 PM

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That might be a good bet.... assuming you still have the standard 5sp gearset?!? If you have.... you won't make the first pass!

Mar 30, 2007 | 09:09 PM

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No but ill wager you a few quid on the drag if you like......something that were both crap at

(except on tuesdays....)

Count me in on this Neil......pay for my day out that will

Joe

Mar 30, 2007 | 11:31 PM

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Some of us just pull strings and get a WRC driver to make a turd a winning turd! It's still a turd though!

Quote:

Originally Posted by webmaster

Some of us wont need to change the rules to win!

My car and driver combination will do that for me (on the handling)!

Now.... no WRC Rally is on that day is it!?!?

Mar 30, 2007 | 11:40 PM

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From: Behind the wheel of a Time Attack R33 GTR

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That might be a good bet.... assuming you still have the standard 5sp gearset?!? If you have.... you won't make the first pass!

So...do you want to take the bet? or not?

Mar 30, 2007 | 11:43 PM

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I standard gearbox with special, special sauce!

Don't count your chickens Shaun!

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So...do you want to take the bet? or not?

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