Duck_Pond

How old is this S40? Can't you swap it for an Audi of some sort of description? At least then the constant response of "what do you drive?" back at you will warrant a proper answer!

Then again, if you do get one, you might change your name to BMWLover, after finally seeing the light

AudiLover

im a audilover on a impreza site with absolutely no intentions of getting a scooby in the near future, so how did you work that one out

AudiLover

Im gonna request to get my name changed to E46 M3. I love that car. Dont like the new 3 series.

Matteeboy

More like changing is to "1985BMW316i" methinks...

Duck_Pond

I'm not a fan of the new shape, but I say that with each incarnation... they are "growers". Can't argue with the engines in the 335i and 335 / 535d though. Superb.

AudiLover

18 metre slalom. The 18 metre slalom is used through out Europe; the following numbers are from Sport Auto & Auto Motor Und Sport

68.9 km/h - Porsche 996 GT2 MK2
68.9 km/h - Audi RS4
68.8 km/h - Ford GT
68.7 km/h - Lamborghini Murcielago LP640
68.6 km/h - Chevrolet Corvette C6 Z06
68.6 km/h - Ferrari F430
68.4 km/h - Aston Martin V8 Vantage
68.4 km/h - Porsche 997 Turbo
68.2 km/h - Volkswagen R32 Golf MK2
68.2 km/h - Mini Cooper S, 2007
68.2 km/h - BMW Z4 3.0 CSi
68.2 km/h - Audi TT 2.0 TFSI
68.2 km/h - Lamborghini Gallardo MK1
68.1 km/h - BMW Z4M Coupe
68.1 km/h - Mini Cooper S JWP GP Kit
68.0 km/h - Pagani Zonda C12S 7.3 - Slower but still great
67.9 km/h - Honda S2000 MK2
67.9 km/h - BMW M6
67.9 km/h - Speedart TTR 530
67.8 km/h - BMW E46 M3
67.8 km/h - Lotus Europa S
67.6 km/h - BMW 335i Coupe

davyboy

OK, I'm missing something, how exactly are you trolling? Is doing a rubbish translation and pretending to speak German trolling?

I know I said you need to work on your trolling technique, but this is not working.

Back to school laddy

AudiLover

Here’s the newest edition to the Sport Auto threads, their wet-water handling course.

This is a rather new addition to Sport Auto’s Supertest so the list is short

*All tests done with traction control on





1:27.2 - Porsche 997 GT3
1:27.5 - Audi B7 RS4
1:28.4 - Porsche 997 Carrera S
1:29.1 – Porsche Cayman S
1:29.2 - Lamborghini Murcielago LP640
1:29.6 - Maserati GranSport
1:30.3 - Chevrolet Corvette C6
1:30.7 - Volkswagen R32 MK2
1:30.9 - Porsche 987 Boxster S
1:31.0 - BMW M6
1:31.0 - Renault Megane Sport Auto Trophy
1:31.3 - Audi S3, 2007
1:31.5 - Steinmetz Opel Astra OPC
1:31.8 - Ford GT
1:32.2 - Alpina Roadster S
1:33.4 - Aston Martin V8 Vantage
1:33.5 - Koenigsegg CCR
1:33.6 - Mazda 3 MPS
1:34.1 - BMW 130i Sports Package
1:34.2 - Pagani Zonda F
1:34.2 - BMW Z4 3.0 CSi
1:34.7 - MTM VW Golf V GTI
1:34.8 - Jaguar XKR, 2007
1:35.1 - Volkswagen Golf GTi DSG
1:35.6 - Mercedes-Benz SL65
1:35.7 - BMW E60 M5
1:35.8 - BMW 335i
1:36.2 - Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM
1:37.6 - Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG
1:38.2 - Ferrari F430

BMW's are so great at everything. Lets bow down

Duck_Pond

Did you play Top Trumps as a child?

davyboy

Thats actually interesting reading you great cockend

A 2WD car is faster tround a wet handling course than a 4WD car, must have better tyres.....no?

AudiLover

Not necessarily, the traction control system plays a huge role hence the fezza doing ****e. Its too intrusive to allow the driver to set fast lap times, whilst the porsche one is near perfect as it allows alot of play before cutting in hence the 997 GT3 beating the RS4. Its the same system as that of the CGT.

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Indeed

You start by saying that joe public doesn't care about how good a car is dynamically and then go on to quote Audis getting awards voted for by the people.

Presumably the same people who don't give a rats *** about cornering, chassis dynamics, steering feel, etc, etc, etc.

RS4 "most beautiful car in the world"

Either something was lost in translation, or the Germans have some serious eyesight issues.

morto15

Depends what you want, i own an E46 M3 which the missus drives and its a very good car does everything you want it too for normal road use i couldnt think or want anything better! then for sunny days and when i want to scare myself ****eless i take out my 360 hp Sti type Ra its all about horses for courses!

AudiLover

its the TT that won it not the RS4

Anbd seeing as its a car magazine who carried out the vote it shows that plently of car enthusiasts appreciate audi's

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When your screen name is Audi Lover it kind of makes the troll claim a bit harder to digest

AudiLover

the real new M3. Looks a bit OTT in my opinion.



The rest can be found here.

Spy photos: E92 M3 fairly EXPOSED - M3 Forum - BMW E90 M3 E92 M3 2007 M3 2008 M3 NEW M3 Forum - M3Post

In other news the A5 is gonna get revealed at geneva, and a 480hp RS5 will follow a about two years later.

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RS4/TT hardly makes a difference

No, it says plenty of Australians who bothered there ***** to vote liked Audi's. Not sure how many Aussies you know, but the ones I know who aren't very much of the big V8's rule school of thought are either women or gay.

This is a car based BBS, but as you yourself has so often demonstrated, there are plenty of people on here who don't now a big end from their bell end

AudiLover

RS4 = 4 door sedan
TT = 2 door coupe

Big difference

lol I cant stand those "V8 Lovers". They think a V8 is a answer to everything. Atleast the germans make quality V8's but the yanks and ozzies make big lazy brash POS engines.

Tobisausage

Did you find that you got punched an awful lot at school?

AudiLover

No I ran my school with an iron fist actually.

what about you?

Matteeboy

Sedan?!

Might you be a Seppo by any chance?

Andy M3

Looks a bit too subtle in these pics

shustir

I actually own an Audi myself (8L A3 TDI). It is a nice car, but its not the be all and end all. Just look on the Audi forums, the same faults coming up on so many models, just too many common faults !

davyboy

davyboy

Audilover - the facts

22 years old
Owner of 5 bedroom home in London
Owns Plumbing business
18 year old girlfriend who he msn's with
Has a 6 pack
Hardman
Drive a fleet of vehicles including a Volvo S40, a transit and an old Merc
Expert on bodybuilding, finance, and German the german automotive industry

AudiLover

Davyboy - The Facts

Age - Old
Physical Presence - Fat
Personality - Obsessive recluse
Car - Some old banger
Intelligence - Not much there
Job - He wont reveal?
hobby - spending all day on scoobynet, attempting to win "e-points"

rabbos

This thread - The Facts

New M3 information - zero
Comedy value - immense

good work fellas keep it up!

Nürburg_Ringa

jimbrit

Nice range of Beige Paint Colours for the 2007 discerning Audi customer

davyboy

For someone not known for their witty retorts, that made me raise a smile