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Old 09 September 2006, 05:31 PM
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one other thought - some doctors won't let you take the pill if you're undergoing a general anaesthetic as there is an increased risk of blood clots...
Old 09 September 2006, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Typical feckless youth. "It wasn't my fault". Suck it up boy, if you squirt and she ends up pregnant it's entirely your own fault.

HTH.
Like Ricky said: keep the safety catch on or aim high!

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Old 09 September 2006, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Kinky
Audilover - if i was as paranoid as you about pregnancy i wouldn't be having sex...

Im actually contemplating it. A baby would seriously hinder my business plans
Old 09 September 2006, 05:43 PM
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I thought this was about finding out if you are the father! Sorry.
Old 09 September 2006, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by J.Sutton
I thought this was about finding out if you are the father! Sorry.

I would be happy if it wasnt mine
Old 09 September 2006, 05:45 PM
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No offence mate.
Old 09 September 2006, 07:12 PM
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A friend used to use have sex with missus without any form of contraception, apart from the "dip it and whip it" sort

Guess what happened next
Old 09 September 2006, 09:41 PM
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Audi, you been venturing round the front for a change ?

Youll be straight in no time at this rate.
Old 09 September 2006, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Audi, you been venturing round the front for a change ?

Youll be straight in no time at this rate.
Old 09 September 2006, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Kinky
if i was her i'd only be having **** sex with you again!!
Sound advice.
Old 09 September 2006, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by every1sgottablue1
Bang goes the scoob

Thats go tot be the most common reason on ebay, yet i have 2 young kids and am not minted

anyhoo,get her the afterpill, 72 hrs timescale i think.
Old 09 September 2006, 09:51 PM
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she is bound to be pregnant !! welcome to fatherhood
Old 09 September 2006, 09:59 PM
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This happened a few days before her normal period? If so you're fine, don't sweat it











































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Old 09 September 2006, 10:43 PM
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thats not i nice way to talk about your girlfriend i just hope she dont find out coz she would be gutted that its been broadcasted over the net shame on you!
Old 09 September 2006, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Nido
A friend used to use have sex with missus without any form of contraception, apart from the "dip it and whip it" sort

Guess what happened next
Just to clarify, I wasn't suggesting that he use the aim high method by itself!!

Ns04
Old 09 September 2006, 11:18 PM
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I've thought about this, Audilover, and I think the best thing to do is leave her
Old 09 September 2006, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
I've thought about this, Audilover, and I think the best thing to do is leave her
It's certainly the best thing for her.
Old 09 September 2006, 11:48 PM
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Old 09 September 2006, 11:53 PM
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i didnt know you were old enough to have had your ***** drop
Old 09 September 2006, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Kinky
i think modern tests can be done the day before your period is due...
...they are so sensitive that they will give a positive within three to four days of conception - certainly within 24 hours of implantation of the blastula as this will release the appropriate hormones. This can be anything from 24-72 hours after intercourse depending on where the egg is when it is fertilised.

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Old 09 September 2006, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by N1gel 1970
i didnt know you were old enough to have had your ***** drop
It's a strange myth, that. Normally, male babies' ********* have descended by birth.
Old 09 September 2006, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
It's a strange myth, that. Normally, male babies' ********* have descended by birth.
thank you Dr Spock (and I don't mean the geezer with the pointed ears )
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Having a ten month old boy I can confirm that this is correct

So the doctor feeling you up in Primary School asking you to cough was merely getting his jollies
Old 09 September 2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by N1gel 1970
(and I don't mean the geezer with the pointed ears )

It would have been illogical for you to do so.
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Originally Posted by Rannoch

So the doctor feeling you up in Primary School asking you to cough was merely getting his jollies
so what was the caretaker doing making me cough?
Old 10 September 2006, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
It would have been illogical for you to do so.


in anycase, he was Mr Spock
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