Me and some friends are all 'captains' following a boating holiday not so long ago.
I am Captain Slackbladder - because after 2 pints I'm peeing every 15mins
My Brother is Captain Shatnav - because it was his Sat Nav responsible for a our getting there in the stylee of the 80's film classic "Clockwise"
Another of the lads is Captain Badass as a result of an entire weekend of having to abandon ship due to his guffs.
Captain Bojangles as he always has loads of loose change jangling in his pockets.
And finally Captain Redrooster on account of him being a ginger

Of course they all sing "Slackbladder" at me to the tune of Blackadder