Felix.

Know ye of any...??


I know of a female called Janet. She has quite a pronounced mouth area, so she is known as...............................Janet of the Apes..

Bubba po

A bloke at my local is called Reg. Everyone calls him "Simply".

DBMSCOOBY99

Two people I know

1st Bloke called Paul has a 3rd nipple so is nick name is: Nippaul

2nd Bloke called Phil and he's into the younger female (of legal age) so has a nick name of pedaphil which gets him going without fail.

sti-04!!

Someone i know is called ******** because his real name is Richard & he gives head.

Scooby-kid

I am known at school as Subaru Kid.

I don't protest

Scott.

Drunken Bungle Whore

I used to work for a major bakery and at one of the sites there was a transport manager whose name was Shaun.

One day he came into work and they'd painted a new sign for his office door - "Shaun of the Bread"

PG

A guy on one of the other shifts at work is known as 'Neon'......He's a 6ft tube.
Another is known as 'Thrush'....He's an irritating ****.

sti-04!!

PG

There's also a 'Butter Bean'.........No one likes butter beans.

scooby_matt

There's a bloke at work known as clock, on account of one of his arms being noticably longer than the other

babber

I used to be called sometime. Sometimes I went to work, sometimes I didn't

Phill

fieldy

we call a bloke at work, "30 watt" (as in lightbulb) hes not very bright!!

WRX300MAN

We used to have a guy at wok called "The Boglet" . . Thing is - he used to spend a lot of time on the bog!

Dicke C

At my old place we had 2 pretty thick blokes. One we called Bungalow (not much up top) and his mate was known as Annex. (he was always next to him)

speye91

A guy at my workplace gets called "Forest Grump" as he is always whinging.

Mick

Shark Man

One bloke is called weebul - he wobbles but he doesn't fall down

Teflon - sh*t don't stick on him

Probe - after he blew up a car's entire CAN bus system by using a 12v probe on a 5v signal wire.

Smasher. After he rear ended the boss's car when following him in traffic

Me? I'm O2. Which invovled being caught testing my "emissions" on a gas analyser

Chip Sengravy

There was a nigerian mechanic at my last place called Edwin The ramp he worked on was in a really dingy corner of the garage, so I nicknamed him 'eyes n' teeth'

sherlock

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Used to know some one called "blink or Breathe" cos they were a bit thick and couldn't do both!

Sherlock

ronjeramy

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got a mate who we call shroom, a girl he shagged on holiday said is dick was shaped like a mushroom.

Lee247

Poor bugger

Lum

One of our project managers was called that, well, Teflon John, because he (allegedly) didn't stick to anything. Also known as No-Action Jackson.

Bubba po

Lad at college was known as "Boulder" because he had enormous *********.

ronjeramy

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another mate is called the greek, has it tattooed on his arm, he's not greek or even has any greek family, never explained the reason for the tattoo, just says its because greeks are good lovers.

another is called jock, because yes you guessed it hes scottish.

wolfie28

Bloke who works in the next building to us is called 'cats-****-mouth' basically because hes got a cats **** mouth .

Wolfie (don't ask).

cookstar

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One of the women who used to work with me earned the name "hungry bum" after wearing some rather tight shorts once,

Lum

Too much dodgy Chinese food?

lightning101

Our old science teacher's name was "Mr Ritchie", his nickname was Mabazzer

Cupramax

Lol, this has got me thinking... I used to work in a factory ages ago and there used to be this humungously fat woman who worked there, we used to call her "planet" - she was so huge she had her own gravitational pull. She also had a moustache... which was nice

*Sonic*

Did she ever fall over and rock herself to sleep

stevem2k

I work with a geezer who's surname is Doore ....


Obviously he is referred to as 'Patio'