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Old 21 September 2007, 08:47 PM
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wonder how many i can spam till her mate goes home
Old 21 September 2007, 08:48 PM
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right lets see if i can get a full page
Old 21 September 2007, 08:49 PM
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pete aint on at the mo, wonder if he's doing my little favour?
Old 21 September 2007, 08:50 PM
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no matter what some people think an say behind his back i think pete is a top bloke
Old 21 September 2007, 08:50 PM
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was watching a programme before bout the royal marines, there was a lad on it who was from salford manchester. his words not mine
Old 21 September 2007, 08:51 PM
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theres a scouser on it as well, good lad as expected
Old 21 September 2007, 08:52 PM
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17 year old lads though going into 38 weeks training an then there shipped out to iraq to fight till they die
Old 21 September 2007, 08:52 PM
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well obviously the plan aint to fight till they die but hey **** happens
Old 21 September 2007, 08:53 PM
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the fellas who train them are so fit though, the stuff they put there bobies through is amazing, i would collapse after 2 minutes of what they get them doing
Old 21 September 2007, 08:54 PM
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dont think id like jake to go into the army, unless he turned out a bad lad , i'd be shipping him off so quickly then, that would teach him right from wrong
Old 21 September 2007, 08:54 PM
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evenin all
Old 21 September 2007, 08:55 PM
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i do think though that when you finish school at 16 you have 3 choices, further education, a job or go to the army. no ifs or buts
Old 21 September 2007, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by J300STN
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oh go on then spoil my full page to myself, thankyou jackie
Old 21 September 2007, 08:56 PM
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would you let your kids join the army?
Old 21 September 2007, 08:56 PM
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your welcome
Old 21 September 2007, 08:57 PM
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is danny out ripping people off in his dodgy cab?
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weve got 2 girls, so no
Old 21 September 2007, 08:57 PM
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how you feeling today? you still milking the blag sickness?
Old 21 September 2007, 08:58 PM
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yep, just gone out now, so ive got a bit of peace
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Originally Posted by J300STN
weve got 2 girls, so no

girls can join as well you know
Old 21 September 2007, 08:59 PM
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you should sign danny up then you'd have loads of piece
Old 21 September 2007, 08:59 PM
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you cheeky ******, even when i am feeling sick i still ave to run round after danny cos hes a lazy sod
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going ot get over 5600 on this blast i hope
Old 21 September 2007, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by J300STN
you cheeky ******, even when i am feeling sick i still ave to run round after danny cos hes a lazy sod

ye but have you ever had man flu? doubt it, now thats a killer that is, luckily us men can just fight it off
Old 21 September 2007, 09:01 PM
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but im like this for 9 months
Old 21 September 2007, 09:02 PM
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tell you something woman in this country dont half milk the pregnancy thing, look at the tiddly winks they are pregnant and still go out picking tea leaves, they then give birth on there rounds and just throw the baby in the bag and carry on. no moaning or carrying on they just get on with it
Old 21 September 2007, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by J300STN
but im like this for 9 months

and dont we bloody know it, thats exactly what woman are here for, men go out and put food on the table and the woman look after the kids an the house god its like im teaching you everything you should already know here
Old 21 September 2007, 09:04 PM
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you are so old fashioned
Old 21 September 2007, 09:05 PM
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id love to be a house husband its a piece of cake, woman hate it when you can cope which is why they dont let you stay at home
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Originally Posted by J300STN
you are so old fashioned

i take it that that means im right thankyou


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