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Sep 21, 2007 | 08:47 PM
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wonder how many i can spam till her mate goes home
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:48 PM
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right lets see if i can get a full page
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:49 PM
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pete aint on at the mo, wonder if he's doing my little favour?
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:50 PM
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no matter what some people think an say behind his back i think pete is a top bloke
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:50 PM
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was watching a programme before bout the royal marines, there was a lad on it who was from salford manchester. his words not mine
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:51 PM
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theres a scouser on it as well, good lad as expected
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:52 PM
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17 year old lads though going into 38 weeks training an then there shipped out to iraq to fight till they die
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:52 PM
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well obviously the plan aint to fight till they die but hey **** happens
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:53 PM
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the fellas who train them are so fit though, the stuff they put there bobies through is amazing, i would collapse after 2 minutes of what they get them doing
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:54 PM
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dont think id like jake to go into the army, unless he turned out a bad lad , i'd be shipping him off so quickly then, that would teach him right from wrong
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:54 PM
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evenin all
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:55 PM
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i do think though that when you finish school at 16 you have 3 choices, further education, a job or go to the army. no ifs or buts
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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evenin all
oh go on then spoil my full page to myself, thankyou jackie
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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would you let your kids join the army?
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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your welcome
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:57 PM
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is danny out ripping people off in his dodgy cab?
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:57 PM
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how you feeling today? you still milking the blag sickness?
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:58 PM
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yep, just gone out now, so ive got a bit of peace
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:58 PM
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weve got 2 girls, so no
girls can join as well you know
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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you should sign danny up then you'd have loads of piece
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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you cheeky ******, even when i am feeling sick i still ave to run round after danny cos hes a lazy sod
Sep 21, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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going ot get over 5600 on this blast i hope
Sep 21, 2007 | 09:00 PM
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you cheeky ******, even when i am feeling sick i still ave to run round after danny cos hes a lazy sod
ye but have you ever had man flu? doubt it, now thats a killer that is, luckily us men can just fight it off
Sep 21, 2007 | 09:01 PM
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but im like this for 9 months
Sep 21, 2007 | 09:02 PM
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tell you something woman in this country dont half milk the pregnancy thing, look at the tiddly winks they are pregnant and still go out picking tea leaves, they then give birth on there rounds and just throw the baby in the bag and carry on. no moaning or carrying on they just get on with it
Sep 21, 2007 | 09:03 PM
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but im like this for 9 months
and dont we bloody know it, thats exactly what woman are here for, men go out and put food on the table and the woman look after the kids an the house
god its like im teaching you everything you should already know here
Sep 21, 2007 | 09:04 PM
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you are so old fashioned
Sep 21, 2007 | 09:05 PM
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id love to be a house husband its a piece of cake, woman hate it when you can cope which is why they dont let you stay at home
Sep 21, 2007 | 09:05 PM
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you are so old fashioned
i take it that that means im right thankyou