Andy S.

Picture of what???

s333xxv

you pm me sayin you want a picture of my car and sayin youll let me in to your secret smacs room and then forget all about it????????????

Zip Dave

All I do is destroy peoples gardens with my diggers, bricks and extensions. I always struggle with turf as it comes with no instructions to tell you which side to lay in on.

speedymonkey

Fanjita

Booblies

Bottyfloppers

Good old English countryside

Im curious too now

s333xxv

when you destroy their gardens give them my number and ill sort them out (green side up m8)

speedymonkey

Secret room

Is that the one with all the chains and whips Andy
I dont like that room

s333xxv

you love it in ya bermuda shorts

pateman7

hi guys im new to this im after a bit of advice

speedymonkey

Well, thats different

s333xxv

get an account at shell or bp there you go lol

Zip Dave

My advice is don't eat yellow snow

speedymonkey

Whats up mate

pateman7

i just bought an 04 wrx and want to know where and how much a prodrive kit will cost

s333xxv

1800 quid i think but it will make you go faster

D.K.1

Oh you norty boy!!




I have never had a problem giving birth, my problem was the woman in another room on the delivery suite screaming like there was no tomorrow, silly foofing bitch! I felt like getting off the bed mid push and telling her to "Oi, shut the **** up, it's not that bad, you pathetic wench!"

I had my last with no pain killers *smug*

Hoping this one will be the same too

I loathe pregnancy, compared to that, labour and birth is a piece of ****

So don't come telling *me* that *I* big up pain

Man flu, bloody wimps ha!

Andy S.

I did???

cant see it in my PM's LOL

I may of deleted it, but definatly dont remember

pateman7

thanks for that how many more horses will it give me as its hurtin my neck already

Andy S.

better still get it remapped at Prosport cheaper and better

D.K.1

Hmmm, a secret room with whips and chains and Ric claims not to like it?



That has to be a big fib

s333xxv

you said you needed a pic in 650 or something i have your message saved, anyway heard about the whips and chains now and dont know if thats my sort of thing

Zip Dave

There was a guy at the NBO this year selling the full package for about £300-£500 I can't remember, I will ask a couple of members at our meet on Thursday if they got his card and will let you know.

PS are you coming to the meet on thursday.

pateman7

wheres that pal and how much will it cost

D.K.1

Now, now, nothing wrong with Andy and his whip

speedymonkey

Oh there great at that, tell you something else, if the missus is ever giving you ear ache, just boot it for a second or two, and they will go silent and totally forget what they were just saying as they concentrate on the road
Ive become VERY crafty at this, and its sasved me alot of 'head peck' time

pateman7

hi zip dave thanks for that pal im working till 6 what time do you start

s333xxv

i think about you can have different stages done mine has 280ish i think with some prosport before i got it so i dont know exactly

speedymonkey

very true, top place, & a top job every time
The best place to take your scooby IMO

speedymonkey

His gimp suit scared me, apart from that it was all good
do you want to know where it is

Andy S.

Prosport in Stockport

0161 432 9999

Remapp costs appros £650 but you may want to add an exhaust for free flow

I would have thought you would get 280-300bhp with exhaust as well


PPP is 265bhp

WRX is 225bhp i think

better still go for a JDM STi remapped and exhaust 350bhp

You soon build up your neck muscles

s333xxv

go on then ill try it