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All I do is destroy peoples gardens with my diggers, bricks and extensions. I always struggle with turf as it comes with no instructions to tell you which side to lay in on.


I have never had a problem giving birth, my problem was the woman in another room on the delivery suite screaming like there was no tomorrow, silly foofing bitch!
I felt like getting off the bed mid push and telling her to "Oi, shut the **** up, it's not that bad, you pathetic wench!" 
I had my last with no pain killers *smug*

Hoping this one will be the same too

I loathe pregnancy, compared to that, labour and birth is a piece of ****



So don't come telling *me* that *I* big up pain

Man flu, bloody wimps ha!
There was a guy at the NBO this year selling the full package for about £300-£500 I can't remember, I will ask a couple of members at our meet on Thursday if they got his card and will let you know.
PS are you coming to the meet on thursday.
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Oh there great at that, tell you something else, if the missus is ever giving you ear ache, just boot it for a second or two, and they will go silent and totally forget what they were just saying as they concentrate on the road

Ive become VERY crafty at this, and its sasved me alot of 'head peck' time
hi zip dave thanks for that pal im working till 6 what time do you start
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Remapp costs appros £650 but you may want to add an exhaust for free flow
I would have thought you would get 280-300bhp with exhaust as well
PPP is 265bhp
WRX is 225bhp i think
better still go for a JDM STi remapped and exhaust 350bhp
You soon build up your neck muscles



