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Old 01 August 2007, 08:41 PM
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Poor speedy, it could be worse, you could be in labour like my little sister
Old 01 August 2007, 08:47 PM
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Labour, ouch, must be bad

Still, nothing comes close to a bout of 'man flu' terrible terrible stuff


Old 01 August 2007, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Labour, ouch, must be bad

Still, nothing comes close to a bout of 'man flu' terrible terrible stuff


The only labour Ric see's is the one he votes for!!
Old 01 August 2007, 08:51 PM
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Wife recons that kidney stones are worse than labour!! she should know as she had twins with out any pain killers what so ever!!!
Old 01 August 2007, 08:53 PM
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labour
Not a chance Andy

I cant say who i voted for, but ill give u a clue, it begins with a B and ends with a P

Old 01 August 2007, 08:54 PM
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looks like nice weather 4 tomorrow dudes
Old 01 August 2007, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Wife recons that kidney stones are worse than labour!! she should know as she had twins with out any pain killers what so ever!!!
Bet its still not as bad as man flu tho andy, women always 'big up' pain


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Old 01 August 2007, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
looks like nice weather 4 tomorrow dudes
It does indeed
Time to get my shorts on again, and treat the ladies to the best looking chicken legs in Manchester
Old 01 August 2007, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
It does indeed
Time to get my shorts on again, and treat the ladies to the best looking chicken legs in Manchester
i was gonna bring the mrs but she might not be able to control herself
Old 01 August 2007, 09:00 PM
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Very wise words, the ladies tend to leave me to my own devises when my legs are out, i just dont think they can handle the temptation
Old 01 August 2007, 09:02 PM
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probably gonna rain anyway
Old 01 August 2007, 09:04 PM
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I hope not, i just dusted of my best lime green Bermuda shorts
Old 01 August 2007, 09:10 PM
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BOO
Old 01 August 2007, 09:12 PM
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what time do the burnouts start i was a bit late last time
Old 01 August 2007, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
BOO
aaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Old 01 August 2007, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
what time do the burnouts start i was a bit late last time
Depending on what time Pete leaves in his mum's C2
Old 01 August 2007, 09:20 PM
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are you the guy from urmston?
Old 01 August 2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
are you the guy from urmston?
Yes thats me
Old 01 August 2007, 09:22 PM
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ever drink in the nelson?
Old 01 August 2007, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
ever drink in the nelson?

Defanatly not, but my business partner lives round the corner.
Old 01 August 2007, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Bet its still not as bad as man flu tho andy, women always 'big up' pain


*Flame suit zipped up and ready*

Your right there speedy
Old 01 August 2007, 09:26 PM
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i do a lot of work round there. thought everyone who lives in urmston went there
Old 01 August 2007, 09:27 PM
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evening Dave and S333xxv
Old 01 August 2007, 09:28 PM
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hi andy not got you a picture yet but i will
Old 01 August 2007, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
i do a lot of work round there. thought everyone who lives in urmston went there
If they like the taste of Holts they are welcome to it, me I prefer a stella.

My Wifes family drink in there a lot.


Hi Andy
Old 01 August 2007, 09:31 PM
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which way you goin to wilmslow tomorrow dave, want a race
Old 01 August 2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
which way you goin to wilmslow tomorrow dave, want a race
Normaly M60 then down the A34.



Old 01 August 2007, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Normaly M60 then down the A34.



then you dont get to go under the runways you want to go down chester road to alty and then thro hale
Old 01 August 2007, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
i do a lot of work round there. thought everyone who lives in urmston went there
So what do you do around Urmston then
Old 01 August 2007, 09:48 PM
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garden maintenance. do you know a road called bendemere of croftsbank we maintain the whole close you should have a look


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