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Old 01 August 2007, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Need to do some pedalling to stop becoming a lard a r s e
could do with more exercise myself, feel like i'm wasting away behind the wheel of a wagon, i mean HGV not a subaru estate car
Old 01 August 2007, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
I'm one of the partners in the firm so technically self employed i.e. don't work for a company - we do accounts and tax returns for companies and self employed people
i suppose it can get a bit tedious, but i bet you do ok
i expect you are quite busy aswell

any good advise si
Old 01 August 2007, 01:00 PM
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Can't complain - its busy all year to be honest but we have some interesting clients some of who make a small fortune.

No advice that I can put on a public forum

.....although we do have some tax planning schemes which can assist those with income over £250,000 to reduce their liability somewhat
Old 01 August 2007, 01:02 PM
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1 thing will sort you out chaps

Smacs football
championship 07/08
Old 01 August 2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
.....although we do have some tax planning schemes which can assist those with income over £250,000 to reduce their liability somewhat
that would be nice , being in the "over £250000" annual income bracket
especially hearing you can reduce the liability "somewhat"
Old 01 August 2007, 01:05 PM
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afternoon justin

hear we go si, the usual suspects are showing themselfs
Old 01 August 2007, 01:05 PM
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250k christ I thought I was on a good number being on 200k (I wish)
Old 01 August 2007, 01:06 PM
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Im good m8 hows you - just had a chicargo town pizza and a brew

I need a drive out me thinks mmmm where can I say im off to
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Im good m8 hows you - just had a chicargo town pizza and a brew

I need a drive out me thinks mmmm where can I say im off to

my house to look at my windows, its a big house with 10 windows, plenty of profit if you get the order,

i'll have the kettle on ready

won't take long from dukinfield
Old 01 August 2007, 01:37 PM
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Im not a salesman

I buy raw materials - unless your a secret profile or steel supplyer

Christ i am so bored
Old 01 August 2007, 01:39 PM
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- youve both vanished
Old 01 August 2007, 02:34 PM
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Old 01 August 2007, 02:34 PM
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Old 01 August 2007, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
What this
That was the one LOL, I drew a version of it on gene hunt's wall on face book LOL wasn't quite right but ended up good enough LOL
Old 01 August 2007, 03:19 PM
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Old 01 August 2007, 03:21 PM
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I have been a bit busy

Went to chimp's parents yesterday evening, got back, little spam (VERY little) bit of face book, kids bed, tea then film

Today bathed kids in morning, done a few bits, sorted dry washing out and had kids putting it away washed more, stripped bed, emailed a couple of mates, browsed facebook and now finally on here Phew!
Old 01 August 2007, 03:22 PM
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I need to trim my fringe
Old 01 August 2007, 03:28 PM
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Seeing you are so trained on the domestic front, you can continue at mine if you like
Old 01 August 2007, 03:49 PM
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Pfffffffffffffffttt You haven't seen the house

I need weeks at it solid to get this lot right

Too foofed with pregnancy and kids being on school hols so not managing to do anywhere near as much as I should

I want a hired help cleaner
Old 01 August 2007, 04:07 PM
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I need to clean the parrot out thats bad enough shes a right messy sod
Old 01 August 2007, 04:31 PM
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Oh ****, that reminds me, the hamster needs cleaning too Smelly little bitch

Over two years old now, thought she would have pegged it by now seeing as she's a bit doo lally and keeps falling over etc
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Evening
Old 01 August 2007, 07:53 PM
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poor hamster - christ where is everyone

Damn I need a poo
Old 01 August 2007, 08:06 PM
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evening peeps

Old 01 August 2007, 08:08 PM
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did you get your email? SVS??
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Evening Super Andy

SVS, go for one before you touch cloth
Old 01 August 2007, 08:35 PM
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Good evening ladies and gents

Just home from a monster day
Got loads done tho
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got a sodding blood blister on the end of one of my fingers when i was sanding down a wall before
I had to cut into it with a stanley knife to let the blood out, it was killing
Feels much better after a shower tho
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Got my car back from prosport before, top job as always
I couldn't believe how much quieter it was without the de-catt downpipe
still sounds nice like, but not as much 'rasp' when you give it some beans
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